Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
It would be the end of me
Please don’t.
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
FUCK
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
srsly, please get your head outta your ass and look around. you’re honestly embarassing yourself, being a total tool.
like y’all white ppl got
this
and
this
BUT NAAAAAAAAAAAAH,
YOU
ARE
TELLING
ME
MY
PEOPLE
ARE
UGLY
?????
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you are beyond gone, my friend.
that’s not even a compliment!!!!! that’s some bullshit you’re throwing at me, or anyone else for that matter. if you think that’s a compliment, telling me i’m pretty “for a south asian” i’d rather your lame bitch ass keep it to yourself. if someone’s attractive, then they’re just that: attractive. not attractive for a…..
you forreal are just so ignorant and messed up, smfh i pity you. i don’t understand how ppl like you still exist on this earth w/ this fucked up mindset thinking you can go around and tell ppl that they’re pretty for a…… person. i don’t have to be WHITE or have WHITE mixed in me to be considered beautiful, nor does anyone else. fuck your norms and standards, and get your bitch ass off my blog, and don’t you dare come back w/ this bullshit.
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
I got a 2, which is ‘predominantly heterosexual, more than incidentally homosexual.’
If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit
walking into the wrong class
american sex education be like
UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
- Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
- Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
- Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
- Platonic sleeping in the same bed
- Platonic forehead touches
- Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
- Platonic CUDDLES
SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.
WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
So light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
Light ‘em up, up, up
I’m on FIRE…
Has anyone done this yet or…
low
I’m beyond speechless….and in a bad way.
What can I say?
This was made in the…
*Whole Fandom rushes to stop me*
*whispers* …heat of the moment…
WHO. DO. YOU. THINK. YOU. ARE?
