Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

#’go fuck yourself i’ve been in the library all night studying and want to sleep’#’shove both the raven and the writing desk up your arse i need coffee’#*glares at door*#*door opens* (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
“…Technically, yes.”

everyonesahero:

does anybody else just like

research things for fun

like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something 

tonystarks:

when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy

come-aboard-the-serenity:

datfamilybusiness:

IM GONNA FUCKING CHOKE

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

and then there’s canada

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

furgoat:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

I’m watching the Age of Ultron trailer again and noticed that there are two brunettes at Stark Tower during the Avengers’ party. One I know is Maria Hill, but who is the second? Jane Foster? Oh god, please let it be Darcy. 

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

“yaAAY paaaarty”

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

agent-moonshoes:

Friendly reminder that Jemma Simmons never saw Fitz at his “worst”. He got worse after Simmons left, according to Coulson, and we can assume fake!Simmons didn’t show up until real!Simmons was gone. So for all we know, what we see as progress for Fitz at the moment might look like backtracking to Jemma. He very well could be acting worse at the moment than he did when she last saw him.