A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
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Sometimes I just think of little baby new Shibushen student Soul wandering around looking for his intro class and he sees arrows for Intro to EAT and he goes to check it out, and he gets there and he’s like “dang I thought maybe this was a gastronomy club” and he’s about to…
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
MIC DROP
The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?
I mean
This shit
was beautiful.
Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
#did no one watch beauty and the beast#or fuckin lion king#scar threw his fuckin brother into the bufflow freeway
BUFFALO FREEWAY
when singing a duet by oneself, it is the parts one chooses to sing when differing lyrics are overlapping that show us who we really are
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)
BOOOM. Read this if you are a dude, please.
(via geekyjessica)
Yesssssss.
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
- BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!
SO PROUD
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
You know, I image Darcy being relatively quiet about the day she tased Thor. But Thor being the one who tells this story at every opportunity (and it gets a bit wilder with every retelling, Darcy and Jane kind of want to call him out on that, but he LOVES this story so much. So they don’t.)
never forget natasha romanoff was the person who actually saved the world in the avengers tony just stopped his own government from nuking new york but natasha saved the ENTIRE WORLD tell me more about how natasha is useless and boring I’ll fight you
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week