Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself”
Gee, it’s almost as if misogyny isn’t based in logic.
i fucking swear the fandom needs to start a petition to ensure that jensen gets the impala once supernatural has finished
we can’t forget misha getting the trench coat
and jared already got a wife out of the deal so he’s good
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
“What?”
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies
I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE
Don’t tell me that Dean owes Sam an apology. You don’t think I know that?
I do, you do, everybody does. Except for Dean.
You know why?
Because when he was four years old, his dad thrust six month old Sammy into his hands and said ‘Take your brother outside as fast as…
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH
yes but consider this for your otp:
- being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
- rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
- drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
- “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
- growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
- mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
I do.
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Pansexual and asexual are literally the easiest sexual orientations to understand this is unbelievable
I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:
Naturally, I changed it
This went on for a few weeks until one day:
Which evoked all this:
No
letters
missed
out
why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this
what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way
and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.
and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show
but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something
write a fucking book
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
RIGHT?!
Thank you!!!
This times a million.
(via garrisonbabe)
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
