why dont we talk more about how mcu natasha is some kind of fucking technical wunderkind though?
i mean—really. yes, she is a kickass superspy who could crush you with her thighs. yes, she is a master manipulator who can read you like a children’s book and make you…
hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t…
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
thunderboltsortofapenny said: *psst* this allows for Jewish!Bucky fanon. Just saying. No reason.
** giggling **
You know, I could totes see this? Bucky’s Dad would be Catholic and his Mom would be Jewish and they TOTALLY said, “Screw everything,…
In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.
Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”
Accurate as ever.
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.
HEY TUMBLR STAFF YOU DICKWEEDS
SOME OF US HAVE EPILEPSY
SOME OF US ARE SERIOUSLY AFFECTED BY BRIGHT, FLASHING GIFS
MOST TUMBLR USERS ARE COURTEOUS AND DON’T POST BRIGHT, FLASHING GIFS, OR POST TRIGGER WARNINGS, BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING SEIZURES
I DIDN’T ASK TO FOLLOW YOU
I DIDN’T WANT THIS SHITTY UPDATE
AND BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD A SEIZURE.
EVERY SEIZURE I HAVE MEANS ANOTHER 6 MONTHS I CAN’T DRIVE. FUCK. YOU.
staff see this, this is a problem. STOP THAT.
People associate blackness with hypermasculinity. we live in a world where black women are automatically less delicate, less elegant, never vulnerable, angrier, more aggressive. and where black men are automatically emotionless, more viril, beast-like, more violent, more dangerous, etc.