Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Just saw someone compare Jane Foster to Steve Rogers and the first thing I asked myself was “Does that make Darcy, Jane’s Bucky?”
I know that Darcy is just Jane’s intern and people don’t like her even though there is nothing to not like, but think about it.
On the off note picture Darcy meeting Bucky for the first time.
Darcy: Hi, I’m Jane’s Bucky.
Bucky: Hi Bucky, I’m Steve’s intern.
…. this sounded cooler in my head…
WHEN YOU TRY TO STAY PROFESSIONAL DURING A GUY’S RANT AGAINST FEMINISM BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU’RE TALKING TO A FUCKING IDIOT
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
“I want a plus-sized princess!”
“I want a princess who can’t sing!”
“I want a princess who can fight!”
“I want a non-traditional princess!”
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
*laughs tastefully*
sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:
My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’
Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture
I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE
the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture
STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO BEING IN A GROUP PROJECT WITH ME
STEP 1: I AM RIGHT
STEP 2: DO WHAT I SAY
STEP 3: GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT YOUR A+
some-sort-of-interesting-person:
The Bechdel test is actually the craziest shit because at first you’re all like “two female characters discussing something other than men, alright, easy peasy, what a low fucking bar” and then you start to pay attention and you realize that like 80% of the films you watch don’t pass this simple test and it’s just
what the everloving fuck is wrong with our society
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that
