Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.
For real though, like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
“Slytherins are evil.”
*Aggressively shoves Horace Slughorn towards you*
“Hufflepuffs are just weak-willed pansies.”
*Points at Cedric Diggory with a large pointing stick*
“Ravenclaws are just a bunch of snobbish nerds.”
*Majestically reminds you of Luna Lovegood*
“Gryffindors are just cocky arrogant bigheads.”
*Launches Remus Lupin in your general direction with a catapult*
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
The fact that a woman who appreciates herself and loves every inch of her body and her mind is perceived as arrogant and vain whereas a woman who struggles with self esteem issue is more or less the norm and seen as modest clearly shows how society is trying to belittle woman and trick them into thinking they somehow have to feel inadequate all the time
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Dick Hunter
Lifehack: if you go into the theaters with the mindset that books and movies are different forms of entertainment you’ll be a lot happier in life
Things you can take from me:
- Love
- Land
- My ability to stand
Things you cannot take from me, however, include:
- Sky
This is due to my finding of serenity, which cannot be taken even if one were to go as far as to burning the ground and heating the seas to a boiling temperature. Further, taking me out to the blackness of space with no hope of return will not have any discernible effect.
the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
If you and your 42 classmates disappeared on your way to school, wouldn’t you want people to look for you?
If your child was burn to death, wouldn’t you want justice?
If your mom or sister was one of the thousands of women brutally murdered every single day, wouldn’t you want justice?
If your dad was one of the men they hung from bridges, wouldn’t you want justice?
This is what México is fighting for, every day tragedies where the state is involved, wake the fuck up!!!
studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists on the table and yells “BECAUSE DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CANCELLED THE EXAMS BECAUSE SOME TWELVE YEAR OLD KILLED A GIANT SNAKE”
fall out boy makes music for the kids that no one believes in
my chemical romance made music for the kids that didn’t believe in themselves
fellow white people, please do not take the “i can’t breathe” chant re: eric garner. it is not about us.
it’s HE can’t breathe. THEY can’t breathe.
we can breathe. use your breath to make their voices louder, not ours.
#IS THIS OKAY FOR ME TO REBLOG? #IM WHITE
yes, it’s especially important that you do, because we’re the ones who need to hush, listen and amplify
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
I have. It’s great.