Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

peggyicarter:

a modern au where achilles calls patroclus the best of the geeks

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

cpt-fedora:

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”

Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

Barely five-one and eternally wrathful about it.  I feel this on a spiritual level.

realhomo:

countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

#I don’t even want to spend the rest of my life with me

bootycap:

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

…I am ashamed.

starkpower:

‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

autasha:

buckycamehome:

autasha:

steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative

It’s pretty telling that so many people equate patriotism with conservatism.    

THERE IT IS, FOLKS

I can just picture some of the people I know taking that one right in the teeth.

alecliqhtwood:

Do you ever ship something so much you forget its not actually canon?

If you have dark hair, are intelligent, and are an asshole, then there’s a 99% chance you’re my favorite character

wunderscheisse:

vampireallison:

okay so a big ass pesticide company -Syngenta- just peitioned to the U.S. got to let them increase their pesticide limit up another 40,000%, which is basically a death sentence for bees, so please please PLEASE if you can at least donate $1 to help them here?

#amazing how corporations would rather literally kill all humans than risk their profits droppping

poopjokesanonymous:

i love when people say that sexuality is a choice because we all know that if it was, nobody would like boys

Resident sorta-straight person can confirm, if this shit was a choice I would be the lesbianest lesbian to ever lesbian.

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE