Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore
me: finally realizes what that actor was also in
me: screams the role with no warning or explanation
2000 people killed in Boko Haram’s latest massacre.
I can hardly wrap my head around fifty people being killed, talk less of two-thousand.
A single life lost would still be a tragedy.
Please pray for Nigeria. Pray for all that is happening around the world.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
So I’m not very tall (5’ 7”) and sometimes when I see posts where girls are talking shit about short guys and how much they all love tall guys, I feel a twinge of bitterness and think to myself, “I wonder what they’d do if guys all of a sudden started judging them for meaningless physical attributes that they can’t control??”
But then I realize and I’m like ohh, yeah, right, gotcha.
THEY’RE EVOLVING
YOU SIR GIVE ME FUCKING HOPE.
When someone is a Christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust, the transatlantic slave trade, the extermination of Native Americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by Christians. So why do Muslims get asked about terrorism and Jews about Israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while Christians are not required to explain themselves.
I hate the term “women of color”
Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?
your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening
but now you want to be included
no
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
WANT.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!
Ynon Kreiz, the president of Maker Studios (The New Yorker)
I am really incredibly sorry for the dumb shit adults say, kids.
(via imaginarycircus)
not only can we do it but we’ll do it in one 24 hour period
(via alltheladiesyouhate)
Here’s the thing I find really funny (and by funny I mean pathetic) about this assumption that younger, digital-savvy generations today have no attention span. The thing is, yes, we will tune into a thing for five minutes and then flip away to another channel. We will turn to our phones for entertainment during commercial breaks and if we’re not interested in what we’re looking at we’ll go look at something else. This might be interpreted as a short attention span.
The thing is, what we have right now is what a lot of us and the generations before us didn’t have: a metric fuck-ton of choices. Sure, there’s a growing market for short, self-contained forms of entertainment: short stories and webisodes and other types of serialized fiction that you can consume in small doses, while you’re on your lunch break or taking your morning train. And that’s great. I love that stuff. Again, it gives you another choice, tailor-made with modern life in mind (but not exactly new, either; plenty of popular fiction used to be serialized in magazines and newspapers).
But if creators and network executives are looking at their audience and deciding that the audience isn’t paying attention to what they’re producing because “these kids today and their attention spans,” I’ve got a news flash for them: you’re not losing their attention because they’re not capable of giving it to you. You’re losing their attention because what you’re producing isn’t good enough and they’ve got better more interesting things to do with their time. They’ve got options. You want to capture their attention? Step up your fucking game and produce something that isn’t fucking garbage.
(via captain-snark)
A wonderful animation full of flower symbolism in which a teenage girl cuts her hair short, becomes a crossdresser, and poses as a dude while joining a bunch of guys in an Asian country whose leader is an attractive love interest who doesn’t realize she’s a girl at first until she’s seen partially nude.
kiss kiss kill the huns
^^If you didn’t hear that as the theme song, you sit on a throne of lies.
“Why are you still obsessed with Ferguson?”
Because a kid is dead and his murderer is still free.And the state district attorney publicly confessed to suborning perjury to let the murderer escape indictment.
So it’s not an obsession…
Jill Soloway accepting the Best TV Comedy Golden Globe for ‘Transparent’ (via micdotcom)
This show is amazing! thank god it won
(via inappropriatesugartits)
Hermione Granger at some point probably (via the-girl-who-had-nerve)
(via off-in-lala-land)
do you ever think of something and just
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead
This is literally the greatest thing ever.
No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up junejust my hand july
always alone august
sexless september
only me october?
they’ve done it
they made a reason for me to be single for every month
Bless.
date someone who will tap your butt playfully and do the dishes with you after dinner.
date someone who knows the power of running their hands through your hair.
date someone who wants you to succeed as much as they want their own success.
date someone who knows how you take your coffee and what cheers you up.
date someone who you can be independent from but still look forward to reuniting with.
Waiting for the day I find someone like that
All I want from Supernatural is for Jody Mills to sarcastically refer to Sam and Dean as Zack and Cody.
Someone tweet this to Kim Rhodes pLEASE
Kim Rhodes is a gift
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u
What a fucking asshole teacher. Go you.
