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June 2015

Jun 2, 2015 786 notes
#dolores jane umbridge #the bitch-queen herself #harry potter

the-random-fandom-phantom:

IF YOU THINK THAT I’M GOING TO SIT AND WATCH A SIX  TO SEVEN HOUR MOVIE JUST BECAUSE IT’S AN EXACT REPLICA OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS WITH EVERY SINGLE WORD AND DETAIL INCLUDED then you are absolutely right, just let me make some popcorn and get some drinks, we’re gonna be here awhile

Jun 2, 2015 149,568 notes
Jun 2, 2015 809,418 notes
#jim carrey #GOD BLESS THIS MAN #he's a fucking gift

allmyprettylittlefandoms:

When you come out of Mad Max: Fury Road walking proudly with your chest held high, the cold gleam of death in your eyes, feeling more powerful and badass than you did before, and realize this must be what guys feel like every time they walk out of an action movie

Jun 2, 2015 2,218 notes
#mad max #fury road #god bless humanity for making this movie

squirrelstone:

Okay, but imagine the first time Steve and Bucky hear the term “feminazi.” Some dudebro at a convention or public event the team is forced to go to calls a woman a feminazi, and Steve and Bucky just lose it and start yelling at the guy because they’ve lost friends to actual Nazis, and a woman standing up for her rights as a human being is not comparable to slaughtering millions of people.

Jun 2, 2015 72,641 notes
#steve rogers #bucky barnes

zinf:

carolxne:

zinf:

when ur best friend says something weird and ur just like … I love u but what have I gotten myself into with this friendship……..

why do you do this to me.

you told me we were going to get matching clit piercings that said “best” and “friends”

Jun 2, 2015 52,130 notes
Jun 2, 2015 16,910 notes
#mad max #fury road #text posts
Jun 2, 2015 223,969 notes
#mythbusters
Jun 2, 2015 56,103 notes
#hayley atwell #god bless
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Jun 2, 2015 147,136 notes
#i'm laughing my lungs out #oh my god #i'm dying #perfection
“Granny breathed out, slowly. ‘Come and sit where I can see you. That’s good manners. And let me tell you right now that I ain’t at all afraid of you.’
The tall, black-robed figure walked across the floor and sat down on a handy barrel, leaning its scythe against the wall. Then it pushed back its hood. Granny folded her arms and stared calmly at the visitor, meeting his gaze eye-to-socket.
I AM IMPRESSED.
‘I have faith.’
REALLY? IN WHAT PARTICULAR DEITY?
‘Oh, none of them.’
THEN FAITH IN WHAT?
‘Just faith, you know. In general.’
Death leaned forward. The candlelight raised new shadows on his skull.
COURAGE IS EASY BY CANDLELIGHT. YOUR FAITH, I SUSPECT, IS IN THE FLAME.
Death grinned.
Granny leaned forward, and blew out the candle. Then she folded her arms again and stared fiercely ahead of her.
After some length of time a voice said, ALL RIGHT, YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT.”
—Terry Pratchett - Maskerade (via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Jun 2, 2015 3,581 notes
#GRANNY #MOTHERFUCKING #WEATHERWAX #SIT DOWN DEATH #granny weatherwax

dearnonacepeople:

queerbarricades:

acceptable problems to have with Caitlyn Jenner, you go, you critique those mainstream narratives

  • as a wealthy, white celebrity, her experiences aren’t representative of those of most trans women
  • she’s described herself as conservative, which, even though she hopes to make the Republican Party more trans-inclusive, implies some other oppressive views
  • a lot of trans people don’t conform to cis beauty standards and that’s just fine
  • the narrative of visibility as a goal is really problematic for trans people who are placed in danger by hypervisibility
  • “trans media moments” like this don’t do very much if they focus on one successful trans person instead of the systematic oppression we face
  • cis “allies” who fetishize trans women but don’t show up when trans people need solidarity

unacceptable problems to have with Caitlyn Jenner, get off my blog, you transphobic trashpile

  • you think trans people are gross
  • you think trans people’s identities aren’t valid
  • you’re uncomfortable finding trans women attractive
  • seriously if you have any issue with Caitlyn Jenner being trans, shut the fuck up and please never speak again

I have some issues with the acceptable critiques of Caitlyn Jenner.

While she is not representative of the majority of trans women, she doesn’t claim to be and it doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be able to share her story.

She’s been conservative for a good while to my (admittedly weak) knowledge. Criticizing her now vs. criticizing literally every other conservative celeb is problematic.

Does Caitlyn ever say that not conforming to cis beauty standards isn’t ok for trans women to do? If she wanted to conform that is her decision.

As long as Caitlyn Jenner transitioned there was inevitably going to be huge media coverage and visibility. Caitlyn in my opinion chose the right path since an in depth conversation of about transphobia, pronouns, respect in a wider audience is so much more constructive than tabloids filled with transphobia.

Caitlin isn’t in control of what the media tells about and did this for her well being.

Cis allies are going to suck, that’s not Caitlyn’s fault it’s the shitty allies.

Like I feel these are problems with media and it’s portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner, not of Caitlyn Jenner as the post frames it.

Idk it’s 5 am and I haven’t slept yet so if I’m missing the point/wrong/offensive I apologize in advance and please let me know.

Jun 2, 2015 41,610 notes
#caitlyn jenner
Jun 2, 2015 109,402 notes
#star trek
Jun 2, 2015 141,192 notes
#caitlyn jenner #Laverne Cox #queens
Jun 2, 2015 259,893 notes
#dogs
Millennial Job Search Gothic

realityshmality:

deducecanoe:

tortillapunx:

  • you have an interview next week. you always have an interview next week. The managers who interview you all seem to share the same pleasant, blank face. They promise to call you back in a few days. They never do.
  • they say the minimum wage is going up soon. 
  • you must have two years of experience. you must have five years of experience. you must have ten years of experience. experience in what, exactly? the job requirements bleed into an ancient latin text as you attempt to decipher them. 
  • the people in the photos in the craigslist ads smile eerily at you. their eyes seem to follow you around the room even after you click away from the job posting.
  • do not apply in person, the posting says. do not send in your resume. do not apply. we’ve lost too many employees to the creature as is.
  • you plan on leaving your job soon. you’ve been planning on leaving your job soon for months. you keep making excuses as to why you haven’t left your job yet, but you know deep down that even if you put in your two weeks tomorrow, you wouldn’t leave the company as the same person you were when you applied. if they let you leave alive at all.
  • you seem to see “help wanted” signs everywhere. when you enter and inquire about them, the employees wave you away. you hear their cries for help again as you leave.
  • you are more than qualified for the job that you are applying to. you are over-qualified for the job you are applying to.
  • you do not get the job.

Oh god.

  • You begin interviewing the interviewer. You know everything about the company, the position, and the person across from you. You don’t like them very much. So you start to train them. Now they know better. They still do not hire you.
  • A third person comes into the room, you’ve been sweating in your chair for over two hours now. You don’t know why you’ve had three identical conversations with nonidentical people. Maybe it’s a test? Is this the comprehension portion? You always aced those tests.
  • The personality test says you’re a level 35, and you’re glad. You didn’t feel like a level 17, and no one ever hires level 2 personalities. You add the results with all the other tests in the filing cabinet you can no longer close. The papers that spill out have line after line of your personality traits as if they’ve unraveled your genetic code. You need to fit into the personality group of the company.
  • You wake up from a fugue state surrounded by writing samples, clutching your chest, heart hammering. It’s four in the morning.
  • You wonder if 401K is the name of the ghost down the hall. You catch them from the corner of your eye, but you’re never really sure if they are actually there.
  • A question is asked by one person, but it echoes, a multitude of voices saying the same things, over one and the other. You have been here before. You feel cold. 
  • Tell me about a problem you had and how you solved it?
    • I am stuck in a loop. Everything is the same. I wake up, I eat, and go to this interview, and then I go again. Every time, the same questions are asked and I can’t stop them. Nothing stops. You just don’t remember me, but I’ve been here before. I remember it all. Everything.
    • You tell them about the time you solved a problem using customer service skills.
  • They tell you there’s plenty of jobs out there, They do, Them. You just have to look, so you pick those up. Find some jobs, NO NOT THOSE ONES, THOSE AREN’T REAL JOBS. GO GET A REAL JOB You’re scared. Why are They mad? What did you do? You worry if your job is REAL. Are you real?
Jun 2, 2015 68,827 notes
#PAINFULLY accurate #so fucking accurate #gothic
Jun 2, 2015 1,169,212 notes
#australia #literally the best
Jun 2, 2015 766,584 notes
#how to humanity

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

Jun 2, 2015 334,526 notes
Jun 2, 2015 292,101 notes
Getting By Without Friends

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. See it as something that is temporary. Even though it hurts now, it doesn’t mean it’s permanent. You’ll find other people who will treat you well – so be gentle on yourself and recognise that it will pass.
2. Learn to enjoy your own company. See it as a time to reflect on your life, and really think through what you want for yourself. Also, find different interests you can do on your own – and maybe try something different you’ve never tried before.
3. Spend time looking after animal. Pets are accepting, reliable and loyal. They’ll never hurt your feelings – and are good company.
4. Treat other people you meet really well (talk to people at the checkout, or smile at those you meet). That will likely result in a warm, friendly response – and will remind you that others still appreciate you.
5. Hang out with those who like the same things as you. If you’ve taken up a hobby or you like watching sport, speak to people you meet at these events. Even though you don’t know them, they are still good company.
6. Don’t let this bad experience hold you back. Keep reaching out to others, have the courage to take risks and eventually you’ll find someone who will be a loyal friend – someone that you like and who will treat you well.

Jun 2, 2015 46,369 notes
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4:02
Jun 2, 2015 279,278 notes
#spidey #flawless #THIS IS PERFECTION #THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTION
Jun 2, 2015 253,362 notes
#how do you even #hair #mine is just straight streaked with red and i can't maintain that kind of vibrance #jesus

twentywoahpilots:

Once some guy mentioned that when i laugh my mouth looks really weird and now whenever i laugh around people i don’t know 100% i cover my lower face with my hands. 

A girl who didn’t like one of my friends told her that her eyes squint different sizes when she smiles, and now whenever she’s happy she look’s down or away.

You’ve gotta be careful with what you say to people, because it might turn their happiness into insecurities.

Jun 2, 2015 434,617 notes
#accurate
drivers and lancers are raised together, trained together, live, work, and doof together, and they are expected to die together, no matter the death. when nux goes to joe with the gauze, slit tries to follow with the boot. nux is always looking back because he still half-expects slit to be behind him, cause slit has to be alive and following him, they live, die, and live again only if they are together.

OMF THESE FEELS *clutches chest*

My baby codependent war slugs ; -;

Slit living through everything and finding out Nux died without him T -T

Uuuuhg stab me with a rusty fork, it’s hurt less

Jun 1, 2015 102 notes
#mad max #fury road #slit #nux #headcanon accepted
Jun 1, 2015 821 notes
#mad max #fury road #furiosa #immortan joe #max rockatansky #angharad #i tag this movie more meticulously than i have ever tagged anything #i just can't bear to lose any posts

dyinghistoric:

mugsandpugs:

dyinghistoric:

mugsandpugs:

dyinghistoric:

wanderingquill:

dyinghistoric:

mugsandpugs:

dyinghistoric:

mugsandpugs:

dyinghistoric:

Is Max/Nux a thing?

Please tell me Max/Nux is a thing.

I see no art; I see no fics. /But I want it to be a thing/.

I kinda see them more as a brotp, to be honest, like if Nux survived, well, he’s spent his whole life being subservient to one man and now that that’s gone I can see him transferring those feelings to Max? Old habits die hard. Like “i fixed your car!” “Wow that’s really cool thanks” “I BROUGHT YOU BREAKFAST MAX.” “Thanks but you didn’t have to-” “i captured you some servants!” “Wtf put them back where you found them!”

“Put those back”
“You don’t even want-”
“no”
“But-”
“no”
“…*confused face*”

Capable quietly untying everyone. “So sorry for the inconvenience. He’s a nice guy, really. Just go back to whatever you were doing.” “HE DRIVES LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL” “Yes i know. Sorry again.” Nux following Max around with puppy dog eyes and laughing too hard/agreeing too much at everything he says and finally max is like, “stop it. You don’t have to prove anything to me. I like you fine the way you are naturally.” “Y-you do?”

Max just rubs his head absentmindedly and grunts and Nux just
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

Whenever he sees Max around he’s immediately like “HI MAX OMG HOW’RE YOU HOW’S YOUR DAY BEEN”

He’s like a psychotic duckling.

Exactly! He imprints~ - w- Babe

THE MAX/NUX headrubbing thing is CANON. It was only a split second so I missed it the first time around, but after Nux chokes on gasoline that he was spitting into the engines and Max is like, “Here lemme do it,” he reaches over and rubs Nux’s head as he passes him like “You did a good job is ok i’m not mad” and Nux is like :D

OMF I KNOW I LOVE THAT PART

He’s just like “you done good kid, go on back”

Ug actual dad max

Cept that I kinda ship them :p

IDK if it was scripted or just Hardy/Hoult being adorable and perfect, but I was squealing into my popcorn at that moment.

Dad Max *cries forever over the perfection that is Dad Max*

Prolly just them being adorable xD

And akdbwkdhow Dad Max is so great
Like the thumbs up he gives Angharad

//ug I wish she had lived longer//

Max: Hey, Nux?

Nux: ???????????????

Max: Gimme that wrench.

Nux: *reverently extends wrench*  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 1, 2015 121 notes
#mad max #fury road #max rockatansky #nux #angharad #max and nux big brother/little brother protective found family for LIFE

thewomanofscandal:

One thing I really like about the burgeoning Mad Max: Fury Road fandom is how chill we are with each others ships: 

Max/Furiousa: Absolutely!
Max/Furiousa brotp: Jaeger co-pilots for life.
Furiousa/Valkyrie: Oh yeah! Very awesome.
Max/Nux: Frick yes.
Nux/Slit: Carry on, you beautiful disaster.
Nux/Capable: 10 out of 10 adorbs.
Nux/Capable brotp: 10 out of 10 adorbs.
No ships at all: Sure thing.
Shipping all of the things: Why not?

Jun 1, 2015 362 notes
#mad max #fury road #i personally ship max and furiosa as epic drift compatible bros for life #and nux and capable as fuck-we're-all-gonna-die besties #and the wives as BAMF adopted sisters

May 2015

dyinghistoric:

ayalaatreides:

dyinghistoric:

ayalaatreides:

dyinghistoric:

irlnux:

honestly though why is no one talking about when nux told max “Well, you can ask for more than a jacket,” after he took his jacket back

because honestly that was the cutest part of the movie

He was so positive that Max was on his side, sweet babe

And Max is just like ‘what is /up/ with this weirdo?’

That whole conversation is gold, like Nux is just so happy that they “captured” Furiosa and thinks Max is on his side and he’s like “YAY!! GO TEAM wow we could totally ask for like whatever we want, Senpai is gonna be so grateful, I wanna drive the cool War Rig, what are you gonna ask for huh bloodbag??? :D”. And then Max just like hauling the jacket off him and Nux neither resists nor tries to make the jacket removal any easier, he just stands there while Max pulls the jacket off. And like “LOL bruh that’s all you want is a jacket LMAO like you could probably ask for more than that IDK” and then Max drops him with a hit to the solar plexus. And Nux spends the remainder of the scene huddled in pain in the dirt behind everyone else while the other characters do actual important stuff. :’D 

LITERALLY HILARIOUS

He’s so happy and then gets thumped right in the chest

It’s so funny to me because you have all this serious stuff that happens after that, Max taking the rig and leaving the distraught wives behind, Furiosa’s badass dialogue– “Out here everything hurts, pick up what you can and run”, etc – and then behind it all you have sad little trashbaby, lying on the ground with his knees pulled up to his chest, just silently like “BLOODBAG NO, I thought we were brothers, I thought we were friends, why have you forsaken me”.

“WHY BLOODBAG WHY?” D:

///that’s so funny///

May 31, 2015 275 notes
#mad max #fury road #max rockatansky #nux #why bloodbag why
How to avoid becoming Mad Max trash in three easy steps

dyinghistoric:

step 1. promise yourself you’re not gonna see the movie

step 2. see the movie anyway

step 3. haha you failed welcome to the dump with the rest of us, take a seat

May 31, 2015 548 notes
#mad max #fury road #so fucking accurate
May 31, 2015 140 notes
#fury road #the wives #the dag #my white-haired queen
May 31, 2015 1,021,930 notes
#what the fuck #ireland
May 31, 2015 11,421 notes
#tom hardy #dogs #i'm dying
May 31, 2015 24,394 notes
#mad max #fury road #witness me

sashafoxx:

cumbermums:

iru-hime:

weird-happenings:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

i made a thing

This is beautiful.

I cried

I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.

hello darkness, my old friend…

May 31, 2015 411,906 notes
#aww #so cute
May 31, 2015 9,857 notes
#agnodice #medicine #history according to tumblr
May 31, 2015 698 notes
#tom hardy #literal scruffy postapocalyptic angel

imjustsotiredallthetime:

Fun Fact:
In the 1940’s, one way to ask someone if they were going steady was to say, “Hi sugar, are you rationed?” and IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE BEST HISTORICAL PICK-UP LINE/PUN, GET OUT OF M YFA C E

May 31, 2015 23,734 notes
#history according to tumblr #smooth as fuck
May 31, 2015 3,937 notes
#steve rogers #wanda maximoff
May 31, 2015 3,937 notes
May 31, 2015 254,203 notes
May 31, 2015 297,989 notes
#mean girls

kingskidd93:

atranscendentalimitation:

jellyroll22:

lemuffinmistress:

ruvy:

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.


Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

BOOST!

you can get it in the UK for free

Bruhhh

May 31, 2015 504,300 notes
#health #health tips #hiv

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

May 31, 2015 972,847 notes

kosovan:

rufflesnotdiets:

deadcantdraw:

There’s over 300 languages spoken in London

Less than half of the population is white british

There are large areas with little to no white population

so if your show is set in London and has an all white cast you’re not even being remotely accurate

See Also: New York

los angeles is only 40% white yet look at every single tv show in LA :/ 

May 31, 2015 209,582 notes
May 31, 2015 15,204 notes
#daredevil: a mess of saints and martyrs

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

May 31, 2015 869,924 notes

phantom-locked:

ontopofgravity:

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

May 31, 2015 287,047 notes
#dude #fucking hilarious #perfection

kariki:

notentirelymediocre:

finallyfrontiered:

sociallysnapjodie:

egobus:

boyfriend requirements: 

  • is a feminist
  • not a racist 
  • dances (not necessarily well) 
  • is a cutie
  • is not a murderer 
  • likes puppies 

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

  • Isn’t that guy

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

May 31, 2015 466,243 notes
#honey no

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

Girls, if something about a guy scares you or makes you uncomfortable, get away from him as fast as possible. Listen to your instincts. Don’t make excuses. Just run.

Because like a thousand people have felt the need to add comments like “Boys, if a girl scares you” or “People, if a person scares you” and “this goes for everyone” and “this shouldn’t be gender specified” I am going to make it very clear that this post is for girls. 

THIS POST IS FOR GIRLS.

Why? Because girls are socialized to not be rude, not ‘be a bitch’, to not hurt a man’s feelings, and that they’re being silly and overreacting if something they can’t explain makes them afraid. Because girls are preyed on by men who use every one of these things to their advantage, who lure girls into their control and molest them, rape them, beat them, and kill them. Because it happens every fucking day and girls need to know that if something feels wrong, they need to get the fuck away from that man.

You don’t like that this post is gendered? I don’t like that girls are abused and date raped and murdered every fucking day and they are STILL pressured to “give him a chance” when a man makes them uncomfortable. So get off your pretentious fucking high horse and support girls instead of telling me “this goes for everyone”.

May 31, 2015 237,075 notes
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