Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

jaclcfrost:

when i say “friends come and go but fob is forever” i’m not even joking honestly. i’ve listened to fall out boy since middle school. they got me through middle school. like 2/3 of the friends i had in middle school? we went our separate ways. fall out boy? we’re in this together for the long haul

wxrdens:

OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FUCDING SOPHOMORES

furgoat:

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go ballistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

“Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?”

“Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team.”

“What team?”

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

thebisexualblogger:

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

somesaint:

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

i will defend the faith goin down swingin…

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

punk-roque:

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral