Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
you’re hired
what if captain america: civil war is just steve and sam going back in time to the civil war era. they show up at gettysburg and they’re like “we about to fuck up some racists”
it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous
- The name of the Doctor
- What happened in Budapest
- How Sherlock survived
- Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
what is homestuck
How does Sam always have wifi
how the fuck does the supernatural fandom have a gif for everything
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives
but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”
ok.
FUCK
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Supporter :)
yay lesbians
yay bisexuals
Yay pansexuals
yay gays
yay for everyone because everyone is entitled to whatever the fuck they wanna do
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the struggle of being a woman of color in the media
LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT WOMEN IN TV AND THESE FUCKERS MADE MINDY KALING’S COVER BLACK AND WHITE THEY WHITEWASHED A BROWN GIRL IM SO TICKED
Looks familiar…
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 0.0
I will always reblog this.
WHAT THE FUCK IM SO MAD
did anyone realize that california laws went into effect today that allows trans* youth to pick which bathroom and sports team they feel comfortable with in school
i think that’s the bee’s knees
things that turned out shockingly better than expected:
- disney buying marvel
things that turned out shockingly worse than expected:
- yahoo buying tumblr
i really hope that in the end of age of ultron, after the credits, instead of introducing a new bad guy, its just a 30 second clip of natasha looking at the hammer, checking to see if there is someone arround, and picking it up as if it was as light as a feather, and smirking, then the screen goes black
Ya know what, I’m just gonna “headcanon” that Cap realized he could lift the hammer, but chose not to because he knew it’d be awkward for everyone there.
That’s why it moved slightly, because the hammer…
A Bucky/Darcy drabble.
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“Remind me again why I have to pretend to be made of more metal than I already am?”
“Because, Tin Man, this is a group costume, and you’re the perfect fit for the character.”
“Not Stark?”
“One, Stark is not my boyfriend; two, he and Pepper…
someone give me an AU where natasha pretends she doesn’t give a flippity flap about Halloween for months and then the day of she executes a series of expertly planned events to terrify every single one of her teammates
