remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t…
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
good.
holy shit you’re really doing it
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
Sirius. How many siriu?
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i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not
i can’t even argue w that tbh
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
For the first time, there is a hotline in the US that is staffed entirely by transgender people, to serve transgender people. Everyone in the trans community needs to be spreading this around. Lives could be saved.
You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860
like trust me, 13/14/15 year old follwers i have
you are in a weird time of your life right now,
when you are 19/20/21 you’re going to look at yourself and just go “what the fuck”
and thats ok
I just want to warn you though.
“Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical.
“oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
Why do American movies and tv shows have the freshmen really hot
Like
Have you ever actually seen a 14 year old boy
themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:
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Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
Thought of the Day: In Pacific Rim, it’s implied by Newt’s second dumbest line in the film about dinosaurs that they may have been some form of primitive kaiju. (The Pacific Rim wiki says that the relationship or lack thereof between the kaiju and dinosaurs was left “deliberately vague.”)
Following this possibility to its logical conclusion, we must conclude that all birds on Earth may secretly be tiny kaiju.
i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
#also after you tell me you gotta convince me you aren’t just mocking me#’cause that’s the next problem (Via canaa)
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I don’t understand
The funny thing is right when i saw this post the EXACT song started playing
“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
hair and make up goals:
reality:
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK