Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him
so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love
and the last sentences of story are
“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”
“michael”
because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man
- “You rubbed my lamp, I am your genie but I kinda suck at using my magic so bear with me here” AU
- “I was digging in my garden and I found your time capsule with a bunch of weird stuff in it, sorry I went through it” AU
- “Yeah yeah I’m the person who tripped and fell on their face to get to the…
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
I know I’m following all the right ppl because when someone says ‘x gets so much hate in the fandom’ I’m like ???? I have not seen any of it
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
AMEN TO THAT
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras
Omg I can’t
As a guy I second this.
I bet you anything any time people ask Clark Kent about how he’s doing he says “super” and Lois just quietly groans every time.
Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:
- Being in a loving relationship.
- BDSM.
- Being submissive.
- Wearing makeup.
- Being a housewife.
- Wearing dresses.
- High heels.
- Shaving.
Things that do make you less of a feminist:
- Shaming women for doing any of these things.
Thank you
Yes. 10000x thank you.
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
what
the
fuck
At least it worked???
That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.
*becomes a US history teacher to instill anti-American sentiment into the minds of the next generation*
THATS WHAT ITS FUCKING ALL ABOUT
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
“You used to be nicer.”
Ummm more like I used to let you walk all over me and now that I know better you’re mad that I won’t take your bullshit anymore.
internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal
you may even say bad fanfiction is
immortal
no
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
A penny, he then should have gave that penny to a stranger and told them to pass it on , the result would be Harry Potter never being able to find the penny.
His underwear , who wants to have to take someone’s underwear off of them?!
A dead battery, who would suspect that?
Lily and James’ tombstone. Could harry destroy his parents graves?
I think…I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of Portkeys. Horcruxes have to be important to the maker, not just random things.
sherlock’s face because he’s leaving john forever
john’s face because sherlock is leaving forever
and mary’s just like lol rofl lmao, best day ever
I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
That kid is me
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN
