Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”
Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.
support asexuals
>sex repulsed asexuals
>aromantic asexuals
>asexuals who are not intimate people in general
>asexuals who wear lots of layers that cover their bodies
>asexuals with sex drives
>asexuals who masturbate
>asexuals who are “broken”
>asexuals who make and laugh at sexual jokes
>asexuals who wear “revealing” clothing
>who are romantic
>who arent sure if they will always consider themselves asexual
Stop telling kids that they’re too young to know they’re queer but also stop spreading the idea that all queer people know they’re “different” from a very young age. Some people realize they’re queer when they’re five and some people don’t until they’re thirty-five and no one should have to justify their identity at any age.
I’m at a museum right now and I’m really bored so I was taking a selfie and this rly hot guard said “please do not take pictures of the artwork” and I apologized and explained I was only taking a selfie and he goes “I know” and winked
omg
That motha fucka smoooooooooooth
True story:
I was told (by a priest) that I didn’t have a choice to be gay or straight; I was gay and I had a choice to be authentic about who I am or hide it, and that God was really proud of the choice I had made.
That’s literally how it should be for everyone, because that’s how God actually feels, I think.
And this, friends, is the proper Christian response to coming out. I am so glad that you had this support.
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
Give us free health care or we’ll start cooking meth
civil war starts filming in april
we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
we are sorry aliens
hi if you are my friend then thank you for being my friend. a lot. thank you a lot. you are all very important to me and i love you very much
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
Fuck.
this is still my favorite post ever
if you’re sad just remember that tom hiddleston and nathan fillion are huge fans of each other and turn into adorable giggling nervous dorks when they’re together
it’ll make you feel better i promise
There are a lot of really sad people on my dash right now so I thought maybe it was time for this to go around again.
Christians who don’t celebrate Halloween because of its pagan roots are not ready to know the truth about Christmas.
Is…that a thing people do???
Literally what the fuck?
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly
or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires
OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.
I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.
IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.
Please for the love of god let this work
God I am so fucked.
i dont understand why adults always ask at the end of a break if im excited to go back to school. like what do they expect me to say? “yeah im totally excited to wake up early to go to a building full of sleep deprived and stressed out students who would love to be doing anything but be at school”? fuck out my face
Never think that you’re ugly because someone told you have to think that way. You are a beautiful motherfucker. Strike a pose and step on the back of those assholes shoes.
To people who think I’m actually a cool person:
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Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
Anthony Mackie, on whether Marvel could keep him being in AVENGERS 2 secret (x)
#the hero the marvel universe needs
(via aceraleigh)
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time
- that having mental health condition is a perk
- that self harm should be romanticized
- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute
- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!