Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
UPDATE: For any of you that didn’t know yet, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child Shiloh has just fully come out as transgender. His name is John and he has wonderful accepting parents and family. This is what Leelah Alcorn gave her life for, and although we lost one beautiful girl, we’ve gained a beautiful little boy.
Suck on that intolerance.
Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve
Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend
Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay
Me: wait for my surprise
Mom: another one
Dad: what surprise
*a guy walks in*
Me: this is my boyfriend Adam
Parents: …
Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve
Parents: no
Me: but the Bible said
OMFG
come closer one second
little closer
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
come closer one second
little closer
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
That would be lovely.
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to
doin a group project like
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzamanwhen Canadians actually say “eh”
fun fact: if there’s a problem with people using fake Canadian passports for things like drug smuggling the border patrol have been known to engage Canadian passport holders in friendly conversation to see if they properly use the word “eh”
Why do you keep tagging me in Canadian posts do you not know other Canadians
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Helpful writing tips for my friends.
Haha, but joke’s on you, Ableist Sexist Agent Dude.
Because Peggy didn’t fall in love with the red, white, and blue shield. Or the super soldier behind it.
She fell in love with the pre-serum disabled man with a big heart and the urge to do good.
So you know.
“It’s as if a thousand fangirls screamed out and were suddenly silenced.”
I feel this appropriate with Ao3’s issues right now
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
^^YO.
how can lawyers argue without crying
or swearing
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
“he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES.”
Saying that a bisexual person has become straight/gay because they’re going out with someone of a particular sex is like saying that someone has become a vegetarian because they had a salad for lunch
do you ever start giggling when your see an actor who’s a big dumb doing super serious dramatic photoshoots like how many times did they have to redo that because you started giggling like a little kid
Yes
quick reminder that:
- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone of the same gender, they are not gay, they are bisexual.
- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone who is cisgender
ed, they are not straight, they are bisexual.- If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates people of multiple genders, that doesn’t make them pan, they are bisexual.
- IF SOMEONE CALLS THEMSELVES BISEXUAL THEY ARE BISEXUAL
this has been a PSA.
ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord
But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.
Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.
The fact that the new trailer of Avengers 2 came out 50 minutes ago and yet all I see on tumblr are posts about Natasha and people being so fucking excited about her backstory, really speaks VOLUMES about what it is that fans are more interested in seeing.
You know that if Marvel ever made a Black Widow movie, people would go see the fuck out of it. Several times.
So where is it.
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
#And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
“You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
