Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

dramatlcalmurder:

so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor

and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like

“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”

some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard

heart:

thebatmanofjokes:

heart:

why is it so hard to get out of bed

Because the laws dictates that an object at rest tends to stay the fuck in bed because moving is the worst

oh yeah I forgot. thank you for reminding me about Newton’s first law

ifellinthefandom:

merryreynamas:

annabellioncourt:

So if the cold weather gets here because Persephone is going back to her husband does that mean that these random really warm days are ones where Hades fucks up and Persephone spends the night at her mother’s until he gets his act together?

Greek mythology

stilinskiclaus:

I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.

You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

factualfeminist:

Black tumblr is planning a blackout on March 6th where they will be posting selfies.

Stay out of it. This isn’t for us. Let them have this. Reblog and give them notes and visibility and show support, but keep your pieholes shut. Try to refrain from posting selfies, but if you do for the love of God do not tag it blackout.

This has been a PSA.

White folks!!!!! You have been warned.

karlosmadera:

factfiend:

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

I love history.

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.

THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG

animetrashdemon:

queen-aris-of-hell:

animetrashdemon:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

nentindo:

raptorific:

raptorific:

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

I told you so.

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

WONDER WOMAN IS A TRANSWOMAN?!?!?! OMGOMGOMG

LAVERNE COX FOR WONDER WOMAN, YOU SAY?

I THINK YES

YES 100%

WHERE IS THAT FLAWLESS MANIP OF LAVERNE COX LOOKING LIKE THE FUCKING GODDESS THAT SHE IS IN THE WONDER WOMAN SUIT?

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

without it its just

NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

be-blackstar:

factualfeminist:

Black tumblr is planning a blackout on March 6th where they will be posting selfies.

Stay out of it. This isn’t for us. Let them have this. Reblog and give them notes and visibility and show support, but keep your pieholes shut. Try to refrain from posting selfies, but if you do for the love of God do not tag it blackout.

This has been a PSA.

white folks: this is how you ally 

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever changes 

directordanic:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

crownkind:

diedeadied:

ATTENTION: BPD DOES NOT STAND FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER

really important! BPD is borderline personality disorder. the acronym for bipolar disorder is BD.

other acronyms that get confused: DPD (depersonalization disorder) and DID (disassociatve identity disorder), among others. educating yourself about mental illness is so important and really helps prevent mistakes like this!

perks-of-being-tatiana-maslany:

caterjunes:

“can i come in?”

“i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

redtemplr:

mystery of the universe #218: how the mcu fandom somehow interprets steve rogers as an innocent child who’s never heard people curse before despite the fact that he grew up in brooklyn and served in the army

thehoh-society:

I can’t stand people who have an aversion to subtitles. Shut the fuck up already. THEY’RE LITERALLY JUST WORDS. God.