IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
#also after you tell me you gotta convince me you aren’t just mocking me#’cause that’s the next problem (Via canaa)
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I don’t understand
The funny thing is right when i saw this post the EXACT song started playing
“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
“heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell”
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
hair and make up goals:
reality:
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test
Peter Boghossian, and What Gay Pride Actually Means
A great answer to people who bring out the “Why would you be proud of being gay?” rubbish.
(via brutereason)
police are blaming social media because we’ve hit a point in social media where mass amounts of people are being made aware of events via first person accounts, through photos and videos and live streams
of course they’re blaming social media because social media is making it harder to lie and hide the truth
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
Yes.
when rape is the girls fault
- when she is the rapist
when rape is the guys fault
- when he is the rapist
Always reblog this
And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him.
Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”
That was so Steve Rogers it hurt.
wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:
my favorite thing about the science side of tumblr is that they wait for an invitation before taking over a post
i’m looking at you, supernatural fandom
#science side of tumblr are like vampires#they have to be invited#supernatural fandom is the uncoordinated werewolf who shits on your carpet
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
To
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
DAMN
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.