christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Say those three words and I’m yours
I hate capitalism
Fuck the police
Abolish wage slavery
Smash the patriarchy
Dismantle gender stereotypes
*swoons*
Is gonna be 23andMe DNA kits so melanin challenged folks can realize that y’all are descended from Africans and maybe you’ll stop treating your own kind like 2nd class citizens.
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does.
Real shit.
Realist shit ever
college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.
You have my signature.
EVERYONE GO HOME, RUFFALO IS ON BOARD.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t…
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
good.
holy shit you’re really doing it
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
Sirius. How many siriu?
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i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not
i can’t even argue w that tbh
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
For the first time, there is a hotline in the US that is staffed entirely by transgender people, to serve transgender people. Everyone in the trans community needs to be spreading this around. Lives could be saved.
You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860
like trust me, 13/14/15 year old follwers i have
you are in a weird time of your life right now,
when you are 19/20/21 you’re going to look at yourself and just go “what the fuck”
and thats ok
I just want to warn you though.
“Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical.
“oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
Why do American movies and tv shows have the freshmen really hot
Like
Have you ever actually seen a 14 year old boy
themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:
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Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
Thought of the Day: In Pacific Rim, it’s implied by Newt’s second dumbest line in the film about dinosaurs that they may have been some form of primitive kaiju. (The Pacific Rim wiki says that the relationship or lack thereof between the kaiju and dinosaurs was left “deliberately vague.”)
Following this possibility to its logical conclusion, we must conclude that all birds on Earth may secretly be tiny kaiju.
i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die