Met my friend’s coworker a couple days ago and apparently she told him a ton about me and my writing and I’m just sort of standing there going “fuck me sideways, what do you mean I cross your mind when I’m not right in front of you, I’m not that special” and, GUYS, I don’t think people know how much that sort of thing means, going ‘so I told so and so about you,’ because it’s telling that person that you care enough to think about them when they’re not around.
cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so
OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
TEAM JACOB
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
dcu:
*nodnod*
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
man i know pacific rim is not a Holy Grail of Perfect Progressive Cinema but man is it NICE to be able to watch a big cheesy loud action movie w main characters of color and where theres no hamfistedly shoved in romance and LOADSA COOL ALIEN AND SCIENCE STUFF ……. and where i dont have to be perpetually worried about them making some kinda gross joke (looking at u transformers) and the fights are still BIG and satisfying and everyones still super hot
is it selfish of me to want sam and dean and cas to get a happy ending.
I mean. like you know. a hopeful ending. not like, they all fuckin’ die in a blaze of glory.
but like. they fight and defeat the last ‘big bad’ of the show. and then they all kinda look at each…
misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:
when someone mentions marvel
When someone mentions Doctor Who
When someone mentions Sherlock
Im waiting…
When someone mentions Supernatural…or doesn’t, either way
FLORIDA GET WITH THIS PROGRAM
I want a story about Brooklyn residents and their POV after Steve moves back and is an Avenger and fighting and then coming home to Brooklyn and everyone simultaneously unphased and blasé but also alternately super protective and proud of…