Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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The Ant Man movies starts. Ant Man is tiny. He is on screen for five seconds. Natasha steps on Ant Man. The camera pans up to Black Widow, ready for battle. It was a Black Widow movie all along.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
“Morning,” said Castiel, Angel of the Lord, who now spends his time squabbling with humans because he has no self-respect.
Dean added a new entry into his Ways Cas Makes Me Act Like a Middle Schooler journal and completely cold-shouldered him as he left the room to go fix snackies for his baby brother. Said brother is a cold-blooded murderer who has literally been to hell and can probably take care of himself, but Dean’s got a complex.
Cas is so whipped that this display of petulance totally works on him, so he tries to save the moment by chit-chatting with Sam about the bunker and how they’re both physically fucked right now, because he’s a cheery guy.
Dean came back in and Sam (who has literally garroted vampires, slept with demons, saved the world, spent months without Dean trying to get him back, and is a FUNCTIONING ADULT) complained that his snackies were insufficient, so Dean immediately put on a coat to go get better food.
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
Cas offered to come with, which was a huge mistake. Dammit, Castiel, if I have told you once I have told you a million times, never interrupt Dean in the middle of a sulk.
And don’t apologize, Jesus Christ, but Cas clearly doesn’t speak Winchester because he totally apologized.
Dean used this as the perfect opportunity to tell his boyfriend why he was sleeping on the couch that night, all, “For what? For ignoring us? For bolting off with the angel tablet? And then losing it, because you didn’t trust me?”
In Dean-speak, this really meant, “We had a fucking moment, Cas, and you fucked off afterward before I could get in a good cuddle. I feel so used.”
Cas inexplicably chose that point to turn off his mind-reading powers and NOT GET THAT, so Dean told him to cram his apology up his ass. Because God forbid Dean actually say what he actually wants to cram up Cas’ ass, which is, if you’re not paying attenion, his dick.
Sam cleared his throat and asked an unrelated question, because he is the biggest cockblock in the history of cockblocks on a good day and the trials were making him short-tempered.
I may have had to deal with Crowley, I may have been taken from my home and my future, I may have watched my girlfriend get her neck broken right in front of me, but at least I never had to put up with the sexual tension that Sam Winchester has to put up with.
That fucker deserves it for abandoning me for a year so he could play house with that Amelia chick.
1st Kevin 22:4-17
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient
IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING
I love how Steve is 100% willing to do bad things but negative percent willing to admit to them.
“Five exams in five different cities…” “That might not be the right file—”
*hotwires a car* “We’re borrowing.”
*pushes a guy off a building* “Technically, Natasha was the one who did it.”
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
READ THIS
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
Sometimes I just think of little baby new Shibushen student Soul wandering around looking for his intro class and he sees arrows for Intro to EAT and he goes to check it out, and he gets there and he’s like “dang I thought maybe this was a gastronomy club” and he’s about to…
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
MIC DROP
The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?
I mean
This shit
was beautiful.
Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
#did no one watch beauty and the beast#or fuckin lion king#scar threw his fuckin brother into the bufflow freeway
BUFFALO FREEWAY
