Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
Ain’t nobody got time for that
seriously who gives that many fucks, it’s called pants people
i highly doubt anyone’s leg hair grows fast enough to have to shave it every day. maybe every week? every week at least.
Every week at most.
And that’s in the summer. It’s winter. I shave my legs when I fucking feel like it, and if that’s once a month that’s what happens.
LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
me in 2005 and still me in 2014
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
me in 2005 and still me in 2014
100% accuracy
When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders
when they start trashing straight cis white people
BLESS THIS POST AND BLESS YOU
Nah this post sucks…straight cis white people have so much privilege it’s really not that hard to get over being made fun of on a fucking website
LOL y’all ever seen them “pro dark skin” posts/blogs but none the people on there are actually dark skin. The darkest they get is like Keke Palmer. When i talk about dark skin i want to see DARK SKIN
This
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not this
External imagethis is like “well we tried but no one darker than this exists or is worth our time LOL”
WHEN THE WRITERS OF “DOCTOR WHO” FOUND OUT THAT DAVID TENNANT HAD TROUBLE SAYING WORDS ENDING WITH -OON WITHOUT REVERTING BACK TO HIS NATURAL SCOTTISH ACCENT, THEY WROTE AN ENTIRE EPISODE AND INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF ALIEN JUST SO THEY COULD MAKE HIM SAY “A JUDOON PLATOON UPON THE MOON.”
For the first time, there is a hotline in the US that is staffed entirely by transgender people, to serve transgender people. Everyone in the trans community needs to be spreading this around. Lives could be saved.
You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860Worth reblogging
ok. but listen. if your friend is being abused and harassed …. and you want to play it “neutral” and continue being friends with people who are actively hurting them…. you arent a friend you are a dried up dookie on the sidewalk
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
d(^u^)b
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
ok but this seems…
If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.
For real though, like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
“Slytherins are evil.”
*Aggressively shoves Horace Slughorn towards you*
“Hufflepuffs are just weak-willed pansies.”
*Points at Cedric Diggory with a large pointing stick*
“Ravenclaws are just a bunch of snobbish nerds.”
*Majestically reminds you of Luna Lovegood*
“Gryffindors are just cocky arrogant bigheads.”
*Launches Remus Lupin in your general direction with a catapult*
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
The fact that a woman who appreciates herself and loves every inch of her body and her mind is perceived as arrogant and vain whereas a woman who struggles with self esteem issue is more or less the norm and seen as modest clearly shows how society is trying to belittle woman and trick them into thinking they somehow have to feel inadequate all the time
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Dick Hunter
Lifehack: if you go into the theaters with the mindset that books and movies are different forms of entertainment you’ll be a lot happier in life
