No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up junejust my hand july
always alone august
sexless september
only me october?
they’ve done it
they made a reason for me to be single for every month
Bless.
date someone who will tap your butt playfully and do the dishes with you after dinner.
date someone who knows the power of running their hands through your hair.
date someone who wants you to succeed as much as they want their own success.
date someone who knows how you take your coffee and what cheers you up.
date someone who you can be independent from but still look forward to reuniting with.
Waiting for the day I find someone like that
All I want from Supernatural is for Jody Mills to sarcastically refer to Sam and Dean as Zack and Cody.
Someone tweet this to Kim Rhodes pLEASE
Kim Rhodes is a gift
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u
What a fucking asshole teacher. Go you.
tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking
“why is everyone so white”
“why is everyone straight”
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
nearly a year later, we’re dating
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
having the captain america radio show playing while peggy kicked major ass was so incredible and powerful because she’s portrayed as captain america’s equivalent and if you don’t think that’s an a+ job well done by marvel then u need to leave and rethink ur life
that’s…that’s literally the point…
it’s just. ferguson isn’t over. this shit won’t ever be over. but people have stopped reblogging, stopped posting, stopped raising awareness for this major event. people are still angry. i’m still angry. stay angry.
if you unfollow me:
- thank you for not making a fuss about it
- thank you for having expressed interest in my blog at all
- take a party bag on the way out
- there’s a mini kit kat in there
according to the washington times, in the last 18 months, the french population of jews has decreased from around 500k to around 400k. that should fucking alarm you.
stop excluding Natasha from avengers merch 2k15
stop excluding Gamora from Guardians of The Galaxy merch 2k15
Stop excluding woman from everything 2k15.
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
Answer: society is taught to see women as sexual objects and men as humans.
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Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
Reblogging twice because when I hate, I am PROUD to show my face.
“talk dirty to me”
“natasha romanoff gets her own movie”
[RIPS CLOTHES OFF]
Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”
Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are