Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

mycroftcakeholmes:

Basically, Sophie Hunter has what every girl wants. 

A DRESS WITH POCKETS. 

(x)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

cosmic-noir:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

Nopenopenope

callmeoutis:

bigeisamazing:

if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake

the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

miljathefailcat:

“Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!” I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

six-foot-two-phanchild:

aganetah45:

I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu

stonecobra:

peacefulacrez:

thuringwethiling:

stressedoutoptimist:

darrencrissen:

That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.

#idk that first guy was soo two faced

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And the second was SUCH a poser.

The third was pretty cool. Complete animal sometimes though.

The fourth one was decent, but it was like he turned into a totally different person sometimes.

everythingiminlovewith:

nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

2005 what is happening

avengeravenue:

the fact that natasha’s backstory is so prominent in the trailer alone means it features prominently in the film. and i know everyone’s upset about no black widow movie - me included - but if they’ll explore her backstory prominently in a HUGE summer blockbuster that’s sure to attract thousands of viewers and extensive amounts of merchandise, that’s a big deal. such a big deal. natasha WILL be seen guys. 

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

cheethos:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

I thought I was alone.

ghostlygamtav:

hey did u kno

• being cis is normal
• not being cis is normal
• shut the fuck up everything is normal we are all literally organic creatures and therefore we are all normal
• unless you are a robot or silicone-based alien in which case i apologize for my carbon-based privilege and invite you to add me on skype because i am interested in your culture

chromatographic:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

Holy Christ, I thought it was just me.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human