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January 2015

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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history-jokes:

prussiaisdead:

how to win my affection:

  • make history jokes
  • make puns
  • make history jokes that are puns

Done.

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#otp: better or worse

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

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dirkharley:

dfab trans people are not misgendering themselves when they say that they experience and are negatively affected by misogyny

you cannot assume that a person not identifying as female automatically causes the world to cease treating them as one

this is a dialogue that is nearly nonexistent and that really needs to change

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hime1999:

charmsandspells:

I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself

I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.

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sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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#because everyone needs some baby groot in their lives right now
“I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.”
—Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)
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#i too would die for lucy liu

uglyasanalibi:

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

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“The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured anything. And it continues to measure nothing. And the whole game is that everybody who does well on it, is so delighted by their good fortune that they don’t want to attack it. And they are the people in charge. Because of course, the way you get to be in charge is by having high test scores. So it’s this terrific kind of rolling scam that every so often, somebody sort of looks and says—well, you know, does it measure intelligence? No. Does it predict college grades? No. Does it tell you how much you learned in high school? No. Does it predict life happiness or life success in any measure? No. It’s measuring nothing.”—John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review  (via spookypoolparty)
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#GOD BLESS THIS MAN #THANK YOU #THE SAT IS BULLSHIT

kripke-is-my-king:

amuricasinger:

hellredsky:

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

add women jeans with real pockets please. 

and leggings with secret pockets

sleep pants with pockets
I found out the other day all my boyfriend’s sleep pants have pockets and oh my god it just isn’t fair

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thewinchestersandthedoctor:

ineffably-crowley:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

B E A M A N

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN

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#first of all: A+ DW reference #second of all: you do indeed use doctor who for this shit
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erini-v:

oh my shit

we were all making fun of zuko for namimg his daughter izumi

like ‘wtf? izumi? we waited five years for name izumi it means fucking water wtf-‘

guys

zuko named his daughter ‘water’

for the girl who saved his life

External image

and the first friend his age he ever made

don’t touch me

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lthilien:

IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH

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#i want a snake #snakey snakey snakey
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#adler #SQUISH
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darkknightcecil:

>reads fanfic
>looks at author username
>SEES ITS THE SAME USERNAME MY SISTER ALWAYS USES
>GOES TO SISTER TO ASK IF ITS HERS
>JUST READ PORN WRITTEN BY MY SISTER 

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lactoria:

make your tumblr the best space for you

you are not on this site to please others or cater to things that upset you

surround yourself only with the things you want to see

your dash should lift your spirits, make you think and smile

if it doesn’t, don’t feel bad about unfollowing or doing whatever you need to do that is right for you

first and foremost, ensure that tumblr is a safe, fun space for you

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allaboutthemweights:

inkskinned:

my brother’s girlfriend is like 5 feet 2 inches but she’s completely jacked like gymnastics/parkour/martial arts is her dealio and since she’s a female engineer + CEO at 24, she was being interviewed by a kid for a school project and he asked her “aren’t you scared the boys will make fun of you?”

and she just cracked her knuckles and said, “i hope they do.”

GOALS.

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marvelswiftt:

The end credit of the Avengers age of Ultron should be in the apartment where Thor’s hammer is laying on the glass table and the janitor (played by Stan lee in one of his cameos of course) walks in and lifts the hammer while whistling, wipes under it, and sets it back down.

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#katara #you fucking queen
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#this post is a train wreck #i have a photoset problem #and here we see my photoset problem raising its head again
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i-eat-men-like-air:

womptacular:

i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated

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#A+ gif usage
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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
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nutmeg101:

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

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