Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Wow, So 123762 people think that the throne of hell belongs to them, this is gonna be like a massive game of thrones when we all die
My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours
That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday
never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday
just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is
1 million seconds is just over a week and a half
1 billion seconds is about 35 years
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
this is really important.
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
if you ever feel like you’re getting too obsessive about something just remember that my romantic lit prof had a colleague who mapped out three years of lord byron’s sex life using only his laundry receipts
if you think the fat on my chest and the fat in my butt is sexy but you can’t handle a little bit of fat on my stomach or my thighs you can go fuck yourself i don’t need that kinda negativity in my life
THANK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
youre welcome
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
A lot of people tend to forget that Hawaii was illegally overthrown and Annexed into the United States. So if you wonder why natives are hostile towards America I hope you check your history cause even though we are forced to be American on paper, we are first and foremost Kanaka Maoli…not American.
i don’t want to read lgbtq fiction i want to read genre fiction with lgbtq protags
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
bless
If someone wants to identify as female, THEY ARE FEMALE.
If someone wants to identify as male, THEY ARE MALE.
“But you were born as ___ So that-” NONE OF THAT.
“You still look like a-” STOP IT.
I identify as a potato.
I am now potato.
I use pot/pots/potself pronouns
respect my genderGet your sarcasm off my post.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
Feeling the need to apologize for being mentally ill is a miserable, miserable thing.
I’m sorry I can’t focus well, I’m sorry I get all scrambled when I talk, I’m sorry I get sad easily or for no reason, I’m sorry I can’t keep my room clean. I’m sorry if I embarrass you by crying in public, or if I annoy you when I talk about things that I’ve told you about twenty times already.
I’d act normal if I knew how, but that’s just not the way my brain works.
there will come a day where i cannot reblog this
I still have 5 years to reblog this.
emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- “i would kill myself without you”
- “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did”
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.
Good info. Pass it on.
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
still relevant
Obama: ”I have no more campaigns to run”
*republicans clap*
Obama: “I know, because I won both of them.”
Say what you will about the man but I’ve never seen a man who could throw shade so well while remaining classy.
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
What is wrong with men that they equate equality with who you can abuse?
i wonder how much of “girls in video games always make sex noises when they die/take a hit” is really that they were meant to sound like sex noises, and how much of it is 1) our thinking that any nonverbal sound a woman makes is sexual or 2) that we’ve been conditioned to hear women in pain as sexual
The amount of times I’ve let out a painful noise or even a yawn and a man has said, “wow that sounded so dirty”.
1 in 5 women experience rape or assault.
In Russian roulette there is (typically) a 1 in 6 chance of being shot.
It’s safer to play Russian roulette than be a woman.
Think about that.Keep in mind that 1 in 5 is the AVERAGE rate of ALL women. For some populations, the odds are much worse. So, for example, you’re TWICE AS SAFE playing Russian roulette as you are being a native american woman.
nazism is illegal in germany. using nazi greetings and flying nazi flags is illegal in germany. why isnt the kkk unconstitutional in america. why arent white hoods and white supremacist propaganda illegal here. why.
Because germany is ashamed of their bigotry. America is proud of it.
