Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

subducting:

slenderlock:

“its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses” stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

“I used the wrong brush”
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#‘WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP’ 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

dajo42:

“you have nice bone structure” can either mean “i find you aesthetically pleasing” or “you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war”

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

corporalbutts:

wendys-scrapbook:

I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this

when it actually feels more like

also i wouldnt be wearing those light colored pajama pants if i were her

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

steveholtvstheuniverse:

erlenwald:

131-di:

buttmst3k:

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

this post is back and 10x better

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened