We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
BOOM.
a fucking pirate king at that
And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.
And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.
no but people who don’t like pacific rim because it wasn’t logical or scientifically accurate like
yes
we know
we don’t care
it is an homage to that genre. the original godzilla was a dude clearly in a rubber suit stomping cardboard tokyo and we were supposed to just…
in a choice between
iron man 4
or
BLACK WIDOW
the answer is
BLACK WIDOW
What’s even worse is that RDJ would make the same choice
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life
the one time i was seriously offered weed was in a field and my friend anna went “hey you want some” and i went “nah” and she just went “k” like i’m 90% sure peer pressure is something made up by old people
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
love
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school
I’D ALWAYS ORDER BOOKS BECAUSE OF THE LITTLE BRACELETS THAT CAME ALONG WITH THEM
MONEY WELL SPENT
Remember when the first major motion picture starring a Marvel Comics character was about a relatively obscure African American character? That no matter your opinion of them, it was successful enough to spawn two sequels and a TV series?
Yeah. There’s no market for a POC led MCU film. Not at all.
Blade was fucking awesome.
MBTI TYPES INTERACTING WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD:
ENFJ:
INFJ:
ENFP:
INFP:
ESFP:
ISFP:
ESFJ:
ISFJ:
ESTJ:
ISTJ:
ESTP:
ISTP:
ENTP:
INTP:
ENTJ:
INTJ:
“if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission”
I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that
Do you ever get rly pissed because the hunger games films could’ve told such a deep story with themes that reflect our own society’s oppressive systems
but instead they whitewashed the main leads, erased their disabilities, and pretty much romanticized the violence
The degree to which THG movies play into exactly the things the story condemns will never not be staggering to me
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
'buckle up’
'get some sleep’
'here have my fries’
'Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
'Be safe’
'You can have the last slice’
'did you get home okay?’
this makes my insides warm
signal boost the shit out of this:
everyone needs to take two minutes and type an email to support@tumblr.com telling them how this update is messing up the graphics and gifs people spent time and effort on
I think this is VERY important.
The new…
what if we go to see ant man and theyre like “hey. we know you wanted to see ant man. but we’re gonna show you the black widow movie instead” the 40 year old dads would be angry, the rest would cheer.
The Ant Man movies starts. Ant Man is tiny. He is on screen for five seconds. Natasha steps on Ant Man. The camera pans up to Black Widow, ready for battle. It was a Black Widow movie all along.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
“Morning,” said Castiel, Angel of the Lord, who now spends his time squabbling with humans because he has no self-respect.
Dean added a new entry into his Ways Cas Makes Me Act Like a Middle Schooler journal and completely cold-shouldered him as he left the room to go fix snackies for his baby brother. Said brother is a cold-blooded murderer who has literally been to hell and can probably take care of himself, but Dean’s got a complex.
Cas is so whipped that this display of petulance totally works on him, so he tries to save the moment by chit-chatting with Sam about the bunker and how they’re both physically fucked right now, because he’s a cheery guy.
Dean came back in and Sam (who has literally garroted vampires, slept with demons, saved the world, spent months without Dean trying to get him back, and is a FUNCTIONING ADULT) complained that his snackies were insufficient, so Dean immediately put on a coat to go get better food.
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
Cas offered to come with, which was a huge mistake. Dammit, Castiel, if I have told you once I have told you a million times, never interrupt Dean in the middle of a sulk.
And don’t apologize, Jesus Christ, but Cas clearly doesn’t speak Winchester because he totally apologized.
Dean used this as the perfect opportunity to tell his boyfriend why he was sleeping on the couch that night, all, “For what? For ignoring us? For bolting off with the angel tablet? And then losing it, because you didn’t trust me?”
In Dean-speak, this really meant, “We had a fucking moment, Cas, and you fucked off afterward before I could get in a good cuddle. I feel so used.”
Cas inexplicably chose that point to turn off his mind-reading powers and NOT GET THAT, so Dean told him to cram his apology up his ass. Because God forbid Dean actually say what he actually wants to cram up Cas’ ass, which is, if you’re not paying attenion, his dick.
Sam cleared his throat and asked an unrelated question, because he is the biggest cockblock in the history of cockblocks on a good day and the trials were making him short-tempered.
I may have had to deal with Crowley, I may have been taken from my home and my future, I may have watched my girlfriend get her neck broken right in front of me, but at least I never had to put up with the sexual tension that Sam Winchester has to put up with.
That fucker deserves it for abandoning me for a year so he could play house with that Amelia chick.
1st Kevin 22:4-17