Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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what I want in avengers 2 is that the avengers are shocked to hear thor has another friend on earth beside them, his lady love jane, and erik.
‘wat do you mean u have another friend!?’
'aye, she’s jane foster’s assistant and a valiant warrior as well, brought me down with an electric shock when we meet’ :D
'WhAT?1!’
and I think we need to discuss the fact that Darcy Lewis and Skye would be a brOTP to end all brOTPs. Let’s face it, they’re both intelligent, snarky babes who have to deal with an endless amount of intergalactic fuckery and can wrangle scientists like total bosses. AND they’re both technogeeks
I cannot be alone in thinking this. Can i?
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i’m fat.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way.
What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and pleas to join the other side, it was more…
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
remember when everybody was pissed at iron man 3 and pepper potts because they thought him destroying all his armors meant he’d never make armors again, and he did it all for her. when like. nah
but anyway. if he HAD just stopped making armors we wouldn’t be getting the supervillain Ultron. Look at your life, Tony. Listen to Pepper
I ran out of glitter last time I went into town. I like to carry glitter to shower people (the ones I know at least) in a sparkly shower of stupid when they come out with something shitty.
So the moral of this story is, I need to buy more glitter.
… I need to say something shitty around you.
Only once I’ve bought more glitter. I don’t do it at home either. Too hard to clean out of the carpet.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
'buckle up’
'get some sleep’
'here have my fries’
'Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
'Be safe’
'You can have the last slice’
'did you get home okay?’
this makes my insides warm
girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
so I said, “I’m actually a boy, Miss.”
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, “YOU’RE NO BOY!”
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.
I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.
That more trans people will be supported, and visible.
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
No. No, I have not. Because if I had, I’d be like, Hey brain, why are you being so fucking stupid today? Remind me to stab you with a q-tip later, okay?
To recap, let’s discuss what Darcy does:
In conclusion, I have no fucking idea what movies you were watching. In the little time that Darcy spent on screen, she was functionally smarter than many of her “smart” colleagues, she was LOYAL AND KIND, and funny as hell. You’re not required to love her, but please cease with the bullshit about how she’s not a positive character.
134. darcy becomes the official starbucks runner of the avengers when the baristas start recognizing her by name. she gets a pin and everything.
I am proud to be part of a species that looked up at an icy mountainous rock tearing through the vacuum of space at unimaginable speeds and went
I’m gonna harpoon that son of a bitch
jk rowling is pretty brilliant- so, you go through all of book three thinking that sirius is a terrible villain and hoping that harry will defeat him, etc. - and then suddenly lupin walks into the shrieking shack and you have to reconsider all of that. readers, for the most part, trust lupin so much that they’re willing to change perspective on the “villain” within a paragraph before the plot twist is even explained
idk who keeps buying steve these ridiculous skintight underarmour tshirts but god fucking bless
He buys them himself - or he thinks he does. Somehow, the size that fit perfectly in the store, always turns out to be incredibly…