Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

addictedtopunsandpizza:

fuuuckinginsane:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Finally

Break an expensive vase

fiercefatfeminist:

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

pansexualsoldier:

petition to include darcy in civil war for following reasons

1. she majored in poli-sci she’d be a wonderful assistant to clueless shield-running steve

2. i fucking want it that’s why

rapidfireinfinity:

generalbrian:

ladyhistory:

WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS

A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT

POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING

No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview…
Obama: let’s do a thing.
Republicans: no.

Also:

Republicans: we’re going to do this thing
Obama: That’s a bad idea
Republicans: *shut down government*

team-soprano:

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

funimationentertainment:

*grabs own boob not for any sexual reason but just because it is squishy and soft and my boob*

jupitereyed:

kinklock:

i love how after CAM’s dramatic unveiling of the bonfire footage and ‘look how you care about John Watson’ Sherlock’s just like

well bro, u got me 

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