Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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#alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachersan english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
…
we need to talk about this.
OH MY GOD THERE’S PROOF. I HAVE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A HALLUCINATION OR SOME SHIT FOR YEARS.
so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard
so my brother showed me this website that translates the time of day into hexidecimal color
i could watch this all day~
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
THAT GIF
the other version
The other night I had a dream that there had been some kind of apocalyptic disaster and everyone was running around trying not to die and my glasses had been lost. I am a goddamn mole–I can barely see six inches in front of my face. So dream-me sort of accidentally rebuilt society during the Epic Search for Prescription Lenses. I literally had a dream about rebuilding a post-apocalypse society just so I could have a pair of glasses, and the horrifying part is that it’s actually something I would do. Like “yeah, I’m sorry that the apocalypse happened and all, but come on, guys, priorities.”
This has been a PSA about how Moran is absolute trash.
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead
daily reminder that there is no wrong way to be bi. you can be:
- asexual biromantic
- bisexual aromantic
- homosexual biromatic
- bisexual heteroromantic
- bisexual biromantic
- or any other combination that includes bisexual or biromantic
- with any preferences for any gender
- YOU ARE STILL BI AND WELCOME IN THE BI COMMUNITY
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
yea
there are people that cant do that??????????
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
atheists who think that religion is the problem and not the way religions have been instiutionalized and manipulated to suit the desires of those in power are the worst
but of course that would require white atheist dudebros to do some self reflection and fuck knows that will never happen
yes, this
this is a post for every person w gender issues ever
- one day you’ll find the pronouns and name and clothing and niche that fits u comfortably
- until then,and whether you have or haven’t, you’re a lovely lovely person and you deserve happiness
- there’s nothing wrong with you
- and nothin’ wrong with experimenting
- and nothing wrong with changing your mind
- and people love u
- and u love people
- and i hope the world is good to you because you deserve it
can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition
PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.
Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM.
GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME
i have just been notified that it is daylight savings time
carry on
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
(via sighes)
i sent this photo to one of my friends
with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’
and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’
i was like, ‘what??????????no???’
‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’
BECAUSE I DO. IN CASE YOU HADN’T GUESSED, IT’S A FUCKTON. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT SPEAK WORD COUNT, THAT IS OVER TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY PAGES, SINGLE SPACED SIZE TWELVE FONT.
Anyway, the point to that is that I just hit 200,000 words in the novel I’m writing (which is my baby and the goddamn bane of my existence) and I feel like I’ve slain a fucking dragon with nothing but a pointy stick.
When I die, I want my bones fused into position so I’m flipping the bird with both hands, then I want to be launched into orbit so I’ll just end up this angry space skeleton constantly disapproving of everything that happens on earth.
Plus, they’ll have to change all astrology charts.
Jupiter is rising on Virgo, and the angry skeleton is moving into Aries.
At 712 notes, this is my most successful ever text post.
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
Dear person reading this,
You made it through another year. You made it through the hard times and pain. You made it through all the times when you all you wanted to do was give up. You made it. You made it another year and I promise you can make it another year. I am SO proud of you.
I needed this.
same
I needed this A LOT right now.
