Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS
I have been laughing for 50000 years.
“I can’t accept you for being transgender, the bible says it’s a sin.”
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.Does it say that? Does it really?
Damn son even the bible isn’t transphobic, how about that
Critics complain that they don’t like seeing Katniss upset and crying. They complain that “Mockingjay Part 1” is too slow, too political, not enough action, and that Katniss is not enough of a kick ass super hero… You see, these critics aren’t in the movies for the political subtext or its social commentary or its realism. They only want “panem et circenses,“ "bread and circuses,” and that, right there, is the epitome of irony.
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.’
If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen.
They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.’
So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.’
”—George Carlin (via thatlitsite)casual reminder that australia is a conspiracy and all australian bloggers are russian spies
Клеветнические ЛОЖЬ …… мате
We don’t need to lose another sister.
I’m cis but I will do the best I can and will always support you I promise.
^^Ditto.
No for real in 2k15
Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick
A “squick” was a trope or topic that made the reader deeply uncomfortable, even might cause anxiety or intense emotional reactions
Everyone’s squicks were personal and diverse, and it was…
dude
dude
dude
DUDE
I CAME
ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
O.M.G
I want this in my earholes.
can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo dicaprio and all the big name stars just to see who is a douchebag about it or not
i’d enjoy seeing that
I would pay you to let me be that interviewer
Good definition of science fiction: “No, it doesn’t make sense, but it’s internally consistent in the lack of sense it’s making.”
Imagine member A of your otp staring at member B of your otp. B is worried there’s something wrong, but it turns out that A was just amazed by how attractive B is and how much A loves them
do you ever see people shipping that pairing and you’re just like
you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
i have been informed that what i described is an inside joke
this is one of the best posts ive ever made because its just so fascinating to look through the tags and read all of your friend memes
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said
“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”
The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
Yes
“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
its been scientifically proven the person reading this is the cutest and is beautiful
SHOW ME THIS SCIENCE YOU SPEAK OF.
Can’t argue with science.
theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:
A moment of silence
for all those
awesome books
with absolute shit movie adaptions
We are so sorry that happened to you
*COUGH*
thANK YOU
id like to add
you wanna talk about bad adaptations?
External imageI honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming
