Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
things girls dont like about boys
- “ew stop talking about tampons tmi”
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- “whoa chill out it’s just a joke”
- “yeah it’s 8 inches”
- “she looks like such a bitch”
- “lmao im such a lesbian”
- “if you like girls why dont you dress like one”
- “Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls”
“period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
why is it when a father kills his daughter’s rapist everyone sympathises and praises him but when the daughter kills the rapist herself she’s gone too far and now she’s the same if not worse than him… i’m joking i know why, we all know why
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
I would watch the fuck outta that are you kidding me
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean she’s on her period maybe she just doesn’t fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag
is it fandom???
is it feminist rants???
is it food???
who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there
stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.
reminder that mythbusters proved using your phone is WORSE than driving drunk
every time i hear girls say they’re not feminists bc they haven’t personally experienced any situation that requires feminism i just think
The Ant Man movies starts. Ant Man is tiny. He is on screen for five seconds. Natasha steps on Ant Man. The camera pans up to Black Widow, ready for battle. It was a Black Widow movie all along.
Mr Bathily has been praised for his quick-thinking actions since his role in helping customers. He told BFMTV: “When they ran down, I opened the door (from the freezer). “There are several people who came to me. I turned off the light, I turned off the freezer. “When I turned off the cold, I put them (hostages) in, I closed the door, I told them to stay calm.”
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord
But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.
Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.
I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’.
the results:
perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along.
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
#but until I reach that point I’m a fucking delight and you should appreciate that
burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:
Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:
If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them
If they can’t…
That’s actually a really good way of putting it.
I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself
I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.
There are more people with eating disorders than there are with green eyes
You have more chance of surviving certain cancers than you do an eating disorder
Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate out of any psychiatric illness, largely due to heart failure or suicide
Now tell me it’s a lifestyle choice, a diet, “just a phase”.
Y’all better be listening and telling everybody about this. Shit is serious mane.
THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO TREAT ANIMALS POORLY.
