Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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we have stereotypes for aliens
we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe that’s why they won’t visit us
they think we’re racist
we are sorry aliens
hi if you are my friend then thank you for being my friend. a lot. thank you a lot. you are all very important to me and i love you very much
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
Fuck.
this is still my favorite post ever
if you’re sad just remember that tom hiddleston and nathan fillion are huge fans of each other and turn into adorable giggling nervous dorks when they’re together
it’ll make you feel better i promise
There are a lot of really sad people on my dash right now so I thought maybe it was time for this to go around again.
Christians who don’t celebrate Halloween because of its pagan roots are not ready to know the truth about Christmas.
Is…that a thing people do???
Literally what the fuck?
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly
or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires
OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.
I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.
IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.
Please for the love of god let this work
God I am so fucked.
i dont understand why adults always ask at the end of a break if im excited to go back to school. like what do they expect me to say? “yeah im totally excited to wake up early to go to a building full of sleep deprived and stressed out students who would love to be doing anything but be at school”? fuck out my face
Never think that you’re ugly because someone told you have to think that way. You are a beautiful motherfucker. Strike a pose and step on the back of those assholes shoes.
To people who think I’m actually a cool person:
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Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
Anthony Mackie, on whether Marvel could keep him being in AVENGERS 2 secret (x)
#the hero the marvel universe needs
(via aceraleigh)
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time
- that having mental health condition is a perk
- that self harm should be romanticized
- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute
- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders
real life charlie weasley
when has chris evans ever disappointed us. when
Obama wants to make the first 2 years of community college free to any state that’s willing to participate. I can hear the sounds of white male republicans heads exploding.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
without me
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
