sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
I love captain America more than I love America
#that’s because captain america believes in freedom and equality
Whooop there it is
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke
remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive
Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters
not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling
Punk responsibly.
do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS
Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.
when you pass an exam you expected to fail
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”
Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible
do you ever get to that part in the fic where shit gets real like your otp is have a fluff moment or your favorite character talks about their dark past or one member of your otp is about to sacrifice themselves to save the other and you find yourself doing it
the flap
the WHAT?!?!
the flap
THE FLAP.
Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option
there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs
are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends
installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made
This is amazing
And then we have this innocent soul:
A few personal favorites:
my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it
this is a really important thing for people to understand
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie.
Say it with me kids
Christian Grey is not a Dom.
Christian Grey is an abuser.