Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
I’m following all of you
This post is getting so popular so quickly that I’m having trouble following everyone.
Good.
please spread this around so it doesn’t get you like it got nosdrinker
did i ever tell you guys about how once i had to write a sonnet for my english class but couldn’t think of anything to write it about and ultimately ended up making it a complex metaphor about this hot guy at my school and his fabulous butt
i got an A
I didn’t know Shakespeare was on Tumblr
holy shit there are parents in california holding measles parties to get their kids infected with measles
i’ve heard of chicken pox parties, but with chickenpox, you’re probably not gonna get it again if you get it once
BUT IF YOUR KID GETS MEASLES
THEY COULD DIE
MEASLES IS DIFFERENT FROM CHICKENPOX PLEASE VACCINATE YOUR FLESHBAGS
-Shoutout to writers who spend hours on a chapter and get no views
-to those that have huge audiences and are pressured by critics
-to you who are just starting out
-To every one of you.
Whether u get 5 hits or 50,000 on a story, your skills are important and we all really, truly appreciate it
Keep it up, you talented lil fucks. I love you allREBLOG FOR ALL
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
justin bieber
robin thicke
tony abbott
lawrence lockman
perez hilton
nash grier
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift
she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)
Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time someone acts like an ass and then tells you they’ve been through a lot of stuff. Respectful and yet still firmly keeping respect for yourself.
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so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.
Oh I don’t know. I think if you test positive for drugs, you’re probably spending it on drugs rather than food. So no, they don’t deserve it, they will when they quit. I’m not putting my taxes towards that.
how the fuck are you gonna spend food stamps on drugs?? Do you know how food stamps work???
You literally CANNOT spend food stamps on drugs, what the fuck, everyone deserves food. If you think someone doesn’t deserve food because they’re an addict, get the fuck out of my face.
A fun thing to do when people accuse you of “thinking people should just have stuff HANDED TO THEM! ! !” Is to just cold be like yes. I absolutely do believe that. I think every single person should have their needs met unconditionally without ever having to prove that they “deserve” it based on arbitrary criteria of usefulness. You got me. Busted.
Gonna need to visit the fucking Arctic to handle that burn.
bottom line if a transgirl shaves her facial hair or not it doesn’t make her less valid or make her any less of a girl and if a transboy wears makeup and heels it doesnt make him any less valid. trans people are still trans regardless of how they present their appearance and nb people are still nb regardless of if they are cafab and dont bind or if theyre camab and they wear masculine clothing. dont invalidate someones identity because of the way they present themselves.
Domestic Violence in 50sog
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holy shit
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for those not getting the V or the D, happy alentines ay
classic
As someone not getting the V or the D, thanks very much!
*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo
Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.
This is amazing
This is true power
True power.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
A+ use of gif
Ships where they hate each other and are enemies but slowly and unintentionally turn into friends and care about each other and still try and act like jackasses to one another but with love ARE MY WEAKNESS
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
