Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

sovietcigarettesandstuff:

bobbyhellstrom:
leandraholmes:
We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid:
“Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!”
“Lord, throw some brains from the heavens."
fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.” - “or stones as long as he hits the mark”
Germans don’t fuck about.

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#linguistics #germans are hardcore

p-ardiselost:

“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me”
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

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“That stupid fucking book.”—Everyone who has cried because of a book. (via thebooklands)

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actuallyasisterofbattle:

relax-o-vision:
kaedeeve:
Guys, but what about politically active vampires.
“Bitch I’ve been fighting for this shit for 200 fucking years, you think you know more than me?”
“I’ve been with my wife for 173 years and we’re ruining marriage?”
"This was bullshit when I was born and it’s just as bullshit now.”
“ugh, christians. again.”
“I was there when Feudalism died and I’m going to live to see the end of capitalism”

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A Message to All Boys:

what-even-are-people:

theprincess-bride:
Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.
Thank you!!

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How does a Christian hate the race their messiah came from lol

Jesus was Syrian, not a Jew.

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#theology according to tumblr #specifically moran #moran is pissed #oh my god moran #no one cares

Why I need feminism

lilliphus:

lianaslane:
*driving home*
Me: Let’s see what’s on the radio.
DJ: “It’s a tragic day for all men today—Leonard Nimoy died. Most boys had a Star Trek phase growing up. You girls probably have trouble telling the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, but trust me, it’s a big deal that he’s gone.”
Me: …
Me: Seriously? What year is this?
Leonard Nimoy is rolling in his fucking grave

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johnnapaige:

johnnapaige:
Depression really out here killing mfs, ya’ll stay strong man. Stay here with me.
Probably will reblog this everyday.

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lipslikemarilyn:

orima-kazooie:
mister-smalls:
outerheavenuprising:
do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves
Actually yes they did
and there were certain ancient Greeks who were angry when writing was invented, because it meant that literature was more accessible to the filthy casual masses
true s***, people
People never change do they
we got taller

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so who's the older twin?

younger twin: we're twins it doesnt matter
older twin: me

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kidxanax:

Men’s Issues
Societal expectations of masculinity
Societal expectations to provide for women
No long term reversible male birth control
Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
Unfair treatment in child custody battles
Alimony
No support for male victims of domestic abuse
Not men’s issues
The friend zone
Women not dating you
“Fucking femnazis”
Boooom

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drewster321:

just-shower-thoughts:
There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white president
What a beautiful thought

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ohhmyloki:

I just want to date someone that understands my marvel references.

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“If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.”—Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via katara)

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eriksvtie:

friendly reminder that Severus not only took away Remus’s chance to represent himself and his kind, he also assigned an essay to Remus’s third years focusing on the ways to recognize and kill werewolves. The entire schoolyear he tried to get Remus fired and in the shrieking shack…

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mxcleod:

Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.

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Ed: WIIIIIINRRRYY!!
Winry: WHAAAAT?
Ed: WHERE'S MY AUTOMAIL?
Winry: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
Ed: WHERE.IS.MY.AUTO.MAIL?!
Winry: I uh, I'm not finished!
Ed: BUT I NEED IT NOW. THE WORLD IS IN DANGER.
Winry: MIDGET YO LIFE IS ABOUT TO BE IN DANGER IF YOU DONT SHUT UP. *picks up a wrench*

Mar 3, 2015 465 notes

what song is it that steve hums when he jumps? I didn't get it.

In reference to:

During the Civil War, The Battle Hymn of the Republic was one of the most popularized war songs, and it remains so today. During WWII, paratroopers had a little bit of a different take on it. You don’t exactly read about the second one in history books.

Mar 3, 2015 7,265 notes

#oh my god there's more #i accept this headcanon #headcanon so fucking accepted #steve rogers #and his barbershop quartet #history according to tumblr

therealsnapslikethis:

sunshinedaisieswindmills:
snapslikethis:
sunshinedaisieswindmills:
sunshinedaisieswindmills:
can we talk about what awesome politicians helga hufflepuff and rowena ravenclaw would have been
OK BUT BEST PRESIDENT/VICE PRESIDENT COMBO EVER

okay BUT WHO IS…

Mar 3, 2015 121 notes

Gory, Gory What a Helluva Way to DieBlood on the Risers

Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

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#oh look there it is #steve rogers #and his barbershop quartet #history according to tumblr

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what song is it that steve hums when he jumps? I didn't get it.

In reference to:

During the Civil War, The Battle Hymn of the Republic was one of the most popularized war songs, and it remains so today. During WWII, paratroopers had a little bit of a different take on it. You don’t exactly read about the second one in history books.

Mar 3, 2015 7,265 notes

#history according to tumblr #steve rogers #and his barbershop quartet

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#WELL FUCK YOU TOO #bucky barnes #winter soldier emotions

girlchub:

cutelilgrl:
FAT SHAMING
SKINNY SHAMING
SHAMING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR APPEARANCE
chicken nuggets
I DONT THINK YALL EVEN KNOW HOW BIG OF AN IMPACT HAD ON MY LIFE ONE TIME I WENT IN FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AND THE LADY LITERALLY SAID “HEY U LOOK LIKE A GIRL ON THIS POST ON TUMBLR ABOUT CHICKEN NUGGETS” I SCREAMED

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Girl: you're so lucky you have time to read
Me: I don't have time to read, I make time to read. I don't fucking sleep.

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for my followers in long distance relationships/friendships:

elphabawannabe:

rayasaurus-rex:
uwu-chan:
the website rabbit is amazing for watching netlfix, youtube, hulu and more with your friend/datemate/queerplatonic babe. seriously, you can chat, watch movies and tv together, and see their face and hear their voice. signing up is completely free and up to 10 people can be in the same chat. please please give this website a try, you won’t regret it.
AHHH WHO WANTS TO THING
SOMEONE DO THIS WITH ME!

Mar 3, 2015 267,614 notes

xdaringdamselx:

mothensidhe:
brotherbluerose:
Guys
you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this
and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples
and so i had to go to this blog ok and
incredible
it’s historically accurate
so of course now i’m following and i suggest you should too because good lord
YEEEEESSS
actuallyitsaparasol glumshoe

Mar 3, 2015 116,776 notes

tsableye:

bitterbitchclubpresident:
sufferingsappho:
When we get a remake, can Quvenzhané Wallis play Matilda and Laverne Cox play Ms. Honey?
!!!!

honestly tho if ms honeys character was trans as well as laverne cox it would fit so well with her backstory of abuse and having to find a…

Mar 3, 2015 65,701 notes

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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PLEASE REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR SERVER AT IHOP FREE PANCAKE DAY. EVEN IF YOUR BILL IS $0.00. SERVERS LIVE OFF OF TIPS, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE BECAUSE THEIR EMPLOYER DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A FREE STACK OF PANCAKES.

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#tw; rape

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:
NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child
Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

Mar 3, 2015 496,006 notes

danielradio:

dearnonacepeople:
If you put blue and red together it makes purple.
Purple is not referred to as half red half blue though because it is on its own a color.
The same applies to bisexuality.
and some shades are much more blue or much more red, but they’re still called purple

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#anna kendrick #literal baby

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Me: omg I have so much work to do
Netflix: plays next episode*
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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blackfemalepresident:

i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following me
uhm
dont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid

Mar 3, 2015 417,305 notes

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

It’s exactly as satisfying as you imagine. At least I tend to think so.

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