Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
Don’t get so angry about it, it’s all fun and games
… until someone loses their eyes
MYTHOLOGY PUNS <3
“if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?”
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
IN 2016 (x)
“[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine,” said Reynolds.
This could hopefully be all kinds of hillarious…:D
It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
i just think its so adorable when boys do that thing with their hair where they have it all over their bodies but its actually fur and they have four legs and a wet nose and they’re puppies
constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”
