inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
'buckle up’
'get some sleep’
'here have my fries’
'Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
THIS
Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Why is this a thing that exists?
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
This is awesome.
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
And you know what.
Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.
You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.
You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them
2) you can just strip off your skin
3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
#’go fuck yourself i’ve been in the library all night studying and want to sleep’#’shove both the raven and the writing desk up your arse i need coffee’#*glares at door*#*door opens* (via)
Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”
“…Technically, yes.”
“What’s that?” said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry’s lightning scar.
“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you —?”
“He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry.
“What?” said Harry.
“Harry Potter.” chorused the twins.
“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”
”—Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Bless this boy and everything that he is
(via prongsvssquid)
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something
The principal of my school is name Mr. Crowley and today I wasn’t thinking and I wore my “Vote Crowley for King of Hell 2014” shirt. I should also mention that I live in the Bible Belt. Whoops.
I think that’s the greatest thing I’ve read all day
when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy
IM GONNA FUCKING CHOKE