Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

loomeen:

cleapatrah:

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

 

i tried to see if it was true and i fucked up even more i’m sorry

This is so beautiful

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

rainbow-femme:

I love the term scientist because it’s so vague. Whenever I hear scientist, I imagine someone hurriedly trying to do every kind of science at once

pastel-chaos:

pastel-chaos:

pastel-chaos:

I’m gonna start watching Attack on Titan

Wish me luck

what the fuck

what the FUCK

peace-love-maplesyrup:

square-enix:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

I want to hug this post

thediagonallie:

findadventure:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

when this was

obviously

not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

a day

keeps the doctor 

away

but if 

the doctor

is cute

screw

the

fruit

and the doctor

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.