Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
everyonesfavoritesecondchoice:
over 718k people. why can’t we pair up? just because you think you’re unattractive doesn’t mean we think so too
^^Actually a very solid plan.
deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:
yzma:
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
fuck-you-i-won-a-bafta
can i have four chicken nuggets
Hello I’m here to ruin your life
Oh wait I’m always perfect
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
Female tenor (contralto? is that the term?) here to watch the carnage.
Dear person reading this,
You made it through another year. You made it through the hard times and pain. You made it through all the times when you all you wanted to do was give up. You made it. You made it another year and I promise you can make it another year. I am SO proud of you.
I needed this.
same
I needed this A LOT right now.
Je t’aime (French)
Aishiteru (Japanese)
Saranghaeyo (Korean)
Te amo (Spanish)
Mahal kita (Tagalog)
Я люблю тебя (Russian)
Ik hou van jou (Dutch)
Drit og dra (Norwegian)
我爱你 (Mandarin)
Rawr (dinosaur)
Te amo (Latin)
l4ngu4g3-of-th3-bl1nd-proph3t:
honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited
that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS
This is what 6 years without another book does to a person
my hatred for rapists is unconditional. i don’t care who you are, if you rape, you have revoked your humanity and you belong in the fucking ground.
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NOGrandpa yes.
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:
I don’t know when people starting using “v” for very, and I also don’t know how I instinctively knew it stood for “very”.
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
thanks
TAKE NOTE.
HEY LOOK
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
we’re almost there, we’ll get you out of there bby
god. the more I learn about north korea, in a weird way the more I understand dystopia novels. because one of the questions that always plagues me when I read dystopias is like “how is the rest of the world? are they okay? are they in on it? are they just ignoring it? what’s going on?”
but I don’t need to ask that question
we know the answer
aelx:
daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
Or in the words of Eddie Izzard..
Because this cannot be reblogged enough.
Screaming silently in adoration
get this post to 12 notes
TOO MANY SHUT IT DOWN
Never, you brought this on yourself.
thats called reverse psychology. i know how to get a post 1k notes in 2 hours
if you’re tired of natasha romanoff’s entire characterization being reduced to “badass lady who can kick ass in high heels and red lipstick” by the fandom clap ur hands
it’s nearly 2015, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.
tbh poor girls who use 2 dollar eyeliner and their fingers to apply eyeshadow and still look good are 100x more impressive than any beauty blogger who has a blush brush that costs more than someone’s cell phone bill
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.
Did you even read it till the end?
