writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book
and inside it she wrote
and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny” ”generous” etc
every single page
this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad
i almost cried
parenting
you’re doing it right
Just because im short doesn’t mean i can’t beat you up
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
Fr guys
I actually have not
proudly. only anon compliments bc i can’t talk too people worth shit
Never have, never will. Once you’ve been bullied, you never speak ill
EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT CORRECT GRAMMAR AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT GRAMMAR FUCKING CHANGES.
JUST AN UPDATE: THE LATEST AMERICAN GRAMMAR CONFERENCE DECIDED TWO THINGS.
ONE-THE OXFORD COMMA MUST BE USED BY K-12 STUDENTS.
TWO-IF HE/SHE SINGULAR PRONOUNS DO NOT DESCRIBE THE SUBJECT GIVEN, THEY/THEM MAY BE USED AS A SINGULAR PRONOUN, BUT ONLY IN REFERENCE TO A PERSON.
Love,
Your friendly English majorOxford comma 4lyfe
THEY/THEM 4LYFE
My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.
I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…
I give up arting forever
What the hell
whenever people pretend like we white don’t give our kids horrible names i just think of this
what the fuck is all these letters
This poor baby
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras
Omg I can’t
As a guy I second this.
More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake
More all girls doing all things for all fucks sake.
More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake
I would nominate Haley Atwell as the next James Bond but it would be a step down from being Peggy Carter.
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
i feel like every little black girl should go see annie fr.
I think every little girl should go see Annie
FOR GOD’S SAKE.
EVERY LITTLE BLACK GIRL SHOULD GO SEE ANNIE. THEY SHOULD SEE THAT THEY ARE THE PROTAGONIST TOO. THIS IS IMPORTANT. TO ANY BLACK GIRLS READING THIS, YOU ARE THE KICKASS PROTAGONIST OF YOUR OWN STORY, AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT NEEDS TO SIT THEIR ASS DOWN.
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.
Sorry, sort of lost my temper.
Our boy has awful taste in men.
NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG
so I said, “I’m actually a boy, Miss.”
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, “YOU’RE NO BOY!”
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my teacher simply smiled, apologized, and the lesson continued.
I’m thankful for that moment in my life, it gives me hope for the future.
That more trans people will be supported, and visible.
ches
I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..
Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be
This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie
Whenever someone uses this
On a post about Grant Ward. I will now respond with
You have been warned
Strap in, this is gonna get weird.
One of the most celebrated figures in Japanese history is Uesugi Kenshin, known as the Dragon of Echigo. He was a daimyo (feudal lord) loved for his idealism and feared for his skill in battle. He was so skilled with war that some…
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
Things I Should Be Doing
- so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
- any of that
me after finals: