YOUR WAITER/WAITRESS HAS TO PAY FOR IT OUT OF THEIR TIPS SO ITS NOT A CUTESY DARE THAT HAS NO CONSEQUENCE
SERIOUSLY FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THIS
But know this, if you’re a server in California and your boss tells you to pay up for the meal someone did not pay for, it is against California Labor Law!!!
YOUR BOSS CANNOT TELL YOU TO PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS STOLEN OR MISSING IN ANY RETAIL OR RESTAURANT POSITION IN CALIFORNIA, GOT IT? COOL.
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up
I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever
There should be a day where girls wear chest binders for a whole day and the guys have no clue so they’ll just appear at work or school and suddenly they’ll notice that no girl has breasts. Even better if the girls act completely normal and when asked about breasts they’ll say “what are breasts?”. Watch the guys go into panic and then insanity.
So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids
bro, I bought a LAUNDRY DETERGENT with a 50SoG ad on it….what is the world??
I have been trying to write for a while now. I have all these amazing ideas, but its really hard getting my thoughts onto paper. Thus, my ideas never really come to fruition. Do you have any advice?
Write the ideas down. If they are going to be stories, try and tell the stories you would like to read. Finish the things you start to write. Do it a lot and you will be a writer. The only way to do it is to do it.
I’m just kidding. There are much easier ways of doing it. For example: On the top of a distant mountain there grows a tree with silver leaves. Once every year, at dawn on April 30th, this tree blossoms, with five flowers, and over the next hour each blossom becomes a berry, first a green berry, then black, then golden.
At the moment the five berries become golden, five white crows, who have been waiting on the mountain, and which you will have mistaken for snow, will swoop down on the tree, greedily stripping it of all its berries, and will fly off, laughing.
You must catch, with your bare hands, the smallest of the crows, and you must force it to give up the berry (the crows do not swallow the berries. They carry them far across the ocean, to an enchanter’s garden, to drop, one by one, into the mouth of his daughter, who will wake from her enchanted sleep only when a thousand such berries have been fed to her). When you have obtained the golden berry, you must place it under your tongue, and return directly to your home.
For the next week, you must speak to no-one, not even your loved ones or a highway patrol officer stopping you for speeding. Say nothing. Do not sleep. Let the berry sit beneath your tongue.
At midnight on the seventh day you must go to the highest place in your town (it is common to climb on roofs for this step) and, with the berry safely beneath your tongue, recite the whole of Fox in Socks. Do not let the berry slip from your tongue. Do not miss out any of the poem, or skip any of the bits of the Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.
Then, and only then, can you swallow the berry. You must return home as quickly as you can, for you have only half an hour at most before you fall into a deep sleep.
When you wake in the morning, you will be able to get your thoughts and ideas down onto the paper, and you will be a writer.
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“Have just discovered that “Peggy, the Pin Up Girl” was a popular song during World War II. Clearly this needs to work its way into an Agent Carter fic…
“how did the human race survive for 200,000 years without vaccines?” by reproducing early and dying young have fun churning your butter
Gratuitous amounts of inbreeding and not naming their children until they were at least 1 year old to avoid becoming attached to them just in case they caught whooping cough, mono, measles, mumps, polio, the plague, scarlet fever, yellow fever, west nile virus, or the common fucking cold and died
So will Tony be taking the mantle of bad guy?
“I wouldn’t put it that way,” Downey Jr. counters. “Ultimately it’s Steve’s story; it doesn’t say ‘Iron Man 4: Civil War’. I think that’s great too.”
We will, he stresses, see an ever-more commanding Steve Rogers move further and further from his Hydra-bashing roots. “I think Chris [Evans] has been hungry to bring even more of an underside and some shadow to that. I remember the comics - on the surface you got the sense that Cap was baseball and apple pie, but underneath there was all this churning stuff of being a man out of time. Now we know he’s made his peace with that. What’s the bigger issue? It can have a little something to do with the past, but it can be about someone becoming more modernised in their own conflict.”
I’m not for abortion I’m for every woman having the right to choose what to do with her own body I’m for preventing the fear of what to do with a child that is unwanted or unplanned I’m for protecting women from back-ally abortions because they have no other option.
thats why it’s called pro-choice, not pro-abortion
I don’t want happy weddings I don’t want companies sticking little rainbows on stuff I don’t want allies flooding the streets at Pride for ‘support’
I want homes and clothes and hormones and medical care and education and legal protection and access to shared history and community and safety and respect for ALL my LGBT+ siblings.
I made this cool little site that plays uptown funk whenever you need it, seriously please go uptownfunkify your life and make your day 50 thousand times better, its like an emergency uptown funk button for when you need it
