reblog if u have an erection
how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls
sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:
My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’
Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture
I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE
the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture
THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL
eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay.
Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.
Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman.
That last line. Wow.
i really appreciate this.
uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to day conversations. don’t believe me? just watch.
Seriously guys my parents think I’m absolute trash because I have pink tips on my hair what the helllllll
I had blue hair, then purple hair now bright cherry red hair, so if that makes me trash so be it
I’ve had all colors except for green, yellow, and orange.
I plan to go from warm mahogany to cherry red for a special anniversary in March and I solemnly couldn’t care less what anyone thinks.
Anyone who wants to say shit about my hair can kindly fuck right off.
I mean
have you READ THEM
aren’t they adorable
i want to go to hogwarts
FRICKLE FRACKLE MUGGLEBORNS ARE ADORABLE
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one(http://www.lesloveboat.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=122&osCsid=57cc209b6d95c6c3efa2d87a2325b6c2)
WOAH.
Reblogging again for my trans* and genderfluid buddies and also all female cosplay friends.
“Bisexuals always end up picking a side”
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholespeople are so damn determined we’re unfaithful, greedy, cheaters that when we prove the stereotypes wrong, they have to call our sexuality into question instead of their own prejudices and misconceptions
i didn’t pick a side, i picked a life partner
Sirius Black, speaking about Barty Crouch Jr
(but probably also from experience holy shit
because Sirius doesn’t have any sympathy for death eaters nor should he but hell he knows all about sons thrown to the dogs for the sake of family reputation and then left to rot in azkaban while their rich and powerful relatives didn’t lift a finger oh my god
he says “Crouch’s fatherly affection stretched just far enough to give his son a trial“ guys this arrest happened right after Sirius’s
Walburga was still alive and Sirius sure as hell didn’t get a damn trial
blasted off the family tree in-fucking-deed)
Nonbinary characters should be like a regular thing because so much prophecy is so gendered.
“No man or woman can ever defeat me.”
“Lucky me then!”This post is making cis people mad keep reblogging it.
That’d make a really cool adventure story actually, great for a kids book!
#i actually understand less“you’ll understand when you’re older”
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
Hi I’m auditioning for the role of my GPA and I’ll be singing Sugar, We’re Goin Down by Fall Out Boy
imagine a sleepover with all of your favorite characters. like. all of them. each and every one
I’m pretty sure that would result in at least two murders, a trip to the emergency room, and several accounts of arson.
notallbees:“• I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends • One…
“Can we stop calling [children’s cartoon show] a show for kids now?”
Can you stop being so fucking embarrassed about watching a children’s cartoon? Can you accept the fact that you fall outside the show’s marketed demographic and that’s perfectly okay? Can you realize that mature themes exist in children’s cartoons too and doesn’t automatically make them for adults only?
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notesJust read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
I have boobs and it is glorious.
Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit upBut wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?
Fulfill The Prophecy
the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat
But if guy did that…
sorry to break it to you but i am a guy
A+ on liiiiife.
y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???
one of my favourite things about the fall out boy fandom is that there’s no kind of weird gatekeeper complex
like you can’t name five songs???? cool me neither their song titles are so long who can remember that shit
you dont know the lyrics??? man i can’t make out what he’s singing either
It’s just like “YOU LIKE FALL OUT BOY? WE ARE NOW FAMILY.”
Or alternatively “YOU DON’T LIKE FALL OUT BOY? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN, HOW DO YOU LIVE?”
May you wake up to cancelled classes.
I saw this and they canceled school tomorrow bless you
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