Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH
yes but consider this for your otp:
- being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
- rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
- drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
- “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
- growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
- mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
today on satan makes a blog post
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
I do.
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Pansexual and asexual are literally the easiest sexual orientations to understand this is unbelievable
I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:
Naturally, I changed it
This went on for a few weeks until one day:
Which evoked all this:
No
letters
missed
out
why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this
what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way
and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.
and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show
but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something
write a fucking book
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
RIGHT?!
Thank you!!!
This times a million.
(via garrisonbabe)
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
Excuse me, Marvel?
Yes hi. Big fan. Really. But um, could you maybe, you know:
- Black Widow put her in everything okay
- More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves
- Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
- Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
- Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please
Love,
A fan
PS Please
#then Muslim women who wear the hijab would be way too powerfulwhat if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
What I expected:
Raleigh:“I can’t have anyone else in my head again.”
~ 90 minutes of Raleigh getting over his trust issues and learning to FEEEEL AGAAAAAIN just in time to save the day ~
What actually happens:
Raleigh: “I can’t have anyone else in my head again.”
~ Meets Mako ~
Raleigh: LOL K I’M OVER IT EVERYONE GET IN THE GIANT ROBOT
