i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you
Reblog for T H E S K E L E T O N W A R
ignore and keep scrolling for the fuckboys
I want to enlist, but what if I’m
unarmed?
yeah I think I need to get my
head in the game
bop to the top
of T H E S K E L E T O N D R A F TWHAT TEAM
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
Fucking thank you!
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP
THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER
BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM
THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS
but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever
ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’
OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FREAKING SOPHOMORES
Yup
story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit
i have no patience for anyone who brands themself a feminist and does not respect a woman’s personal choices in terms of clothing, gender expression, etc.
if you find things like shaving to be tiresome, by all means, don’t shave, but if you start acting like any woman who picks up a razor blade is so brainwashed by the patriarchy she’s incapable of making her own grooming decisions, you can take your condescending bullshit elsewhere.
if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
daily reminder that
- if a man makes you feel uncomfortable. dont feel obligated to giggle it off. leave. without a single word if you want
- you dont owe men your kindness or time
- no man is entitled to you just because he was nice to you
following back everyone, follow me at http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross
HI I HEAR YOU’D LIKE A SAM/DARCY MEET CUTE
“You look a little lost.”
Darcy’s only a little startled by the sudden voice, so she manages to hold onto her small pile of books, but only barely.
“Oh, I’m sorry, You just look like the world slipped out from underneath you,” the man she turns to face is hot. Tall, deep eyes and smooth black skin. Hot. Hotter than the kind of guy that would normally bug Darcy in the middle of a Barnes and Noble. “But I’m pretty sure that the board games did very little to upset you.”
“Well,” and this just slips out of Darcy’s mouth because hot guys make her nervous. She has a tendency to jump headfirst, “They do exist and that’s the problem. When did Barnes and Noble become a nerd haven?”
“I’m pretty sure book stores have always been a nerd haven. I think that is the purpose of a bookstore.”
“I meant, pop culture type nerd stuff, not your normal dead russian authors and obscure poetry nerdishness. I just passed a table where they were handing out Doctor Who pins and I’m standing in front of a board game extravaganza and I think they might have taken out history books to make a Game of Thrones display.” Darcy gonna commit this man to memory, the way she looks at him, because the way her mouth is already slipping into rant mode, means she’s gonna scare him off in seconds.
Then, a miracle happen. The man grins and laughs, right up and through his eyes. Not the polite tittering that she’s used to when this happens, but sincere, “Girl, you just want to take a romp through the Peloponnesian Wars don’t you?”
“Who needs fantasy power plays when history has better ones?” Darcy smiles back, ducking her head and taking a chance, “I’m Darcy.”
“Sam. You wanna go hit up a library and see what they got in the 938’s, maybe get some coffee?”
Okay, yeah, Darcy totally does.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
thanks
don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin