So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
:(
crying
Soft Cas,
Sad Cas,
Giving Dean a call.
External imageHungry Cas,
Clueless Cas,
External imageWatch your family fall.
IT GOT WORSE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
Soft Sammy
Sad Sammy
Hiding All That Pain
Happy Sammy
Sleepy Sammy
Watch Him Go Insane
It just got worse.
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
“wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?”
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
….. I evidently have an allcaps problem.
I know it can be a nightmare to dig through our tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all our “official” posts (plus a list of relevant asks at the end).
Apartments/Houses/Moving
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
I want a Black Widow movie with Yelena Belova as the villian and I want Hellen Mirren to play one of her old trainers/the head of the Black Widow program. I want it like really bad.
And Maria could be like her info source and help her…
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets
This song will improve your current emotional status by 200% I promise
If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.
So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?
Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now
50 shades of this
forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job
Mary Poppins and Catwoman
Exactly.
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
so did i ever tell you guys that one of my art class finals in high school was to make a sculpture involving toothbrushes based on a pun
i passed
its fucking 2014 can we stop pretending that friendships and other non-romantic or non-sexual relationships can’t be abusive
friends can abuse, isolate, and manipulate you
friends can physically and mentally abuse you
abuse by a friend is no less traumatic than abuse by an intimate partner
i’m mad i even have to say this tbqh