I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
Legit. I had a really nice carnie come up and talk to me while I was working at a festival once and he asked me out (I had to say no because I was leaving for college in a week and I was ridiculously busy) and when I asked why (because I’m an awkward human) he went “Well, you’re smart and funny and you’re actually gorgeous enough to make the volunteer shirt look good.” That was years ago, I still remember it when I’m having a shitty day.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.
I’m just going to leave this here.
i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same
In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.
thank
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
this is why we need google
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
#do no harm but take no shit
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”

OKAY SO APPARENTLY THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER WAVE OF ANON HATE ON NEW YEARS DAY AND THEY ARE GOING TO TARGET AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AND TURN OFF ANON OMFG GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I PROMISE 100% THERE HAVE BEEN WARNINGS EVERYWHERE AND THEY AREN’T GOING TO ONLY HIT FANDOMS!!!!
GUYS, THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT! SPREAD THE WORD!
guys fucking reblog this NOW
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel crippling sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands
*claps so hard it causes a fucking sonic boom*
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay
or how about a lesbian princess
how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????
or a lesbian princess
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history
gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive
gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC
wat a gently delivered compliment thank u
Do u know how fucking cool James Rhodes is
He spent months looking for his bff in the desert after he was kidnapped
He saved the president of the united states from psycho practically-invincible super soldiers armed only with a .45 and a green polo shirt
He basically only needs the war machine/iron patriot armor in order to get places faster
His password for super-secret government comm satellites is WARMACHINEROX
If u don’t think Rhodey is the fucking coolest we can’t be friends