Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
i’m probably the millionth person to say this but it is so important for everyone to watch agent carter on tuesday, january 6th
so important
this is marvel’s first on-screen production featuring a female protagonist (if i’m wrong on this, correct me, but it’s the first…
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
The only way I learn is if someone points out my mistakes.
Do not be afraid.
I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Girls protecting girls.
GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS
the-doctor-and-his-companions:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
Dude no literally I had a friend who’s like the most badass chick I know and she got pulled out of class for being disruptive and when I saw her next she was crying so I asked her what happened and she goes, “He said he believed in me.”
Like you don’t realize that changed my fucking world
outofthewoods-inscreamingcolor:
i aint sayin shes a gold digger
but she aint messin with no broke nigga
i ain’t sayin double standards exist
(which they do)
Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.
this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made
YES. YES. YES. YES.
raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words around children
raise ur hand if ur tired of the words gay and lesbian being treated like swear words BY children
raise ur hand if ur tired of people using the words gay and lesbian as insults
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION
Marvel has us so freaking whipped, we’re all willing to sit through 10 minutes of credits for 30 more seconds of movie
Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.
Come on, you’d have a dragon, you’d be rich as fuck
What if the dragon refused to get a job and only sat on the couch playing Wii and eating mustard pretzels all day?
Then you’re in exactly the same position as you would be if you had a boyfriend, except he’s a dragon.
Dragons are always better than boyfriends.
Dragons, guys. How is this even a debate? MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this is literally one of the most inspirational things
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
ok y’all
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for twoOH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a carSTOP IT
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you screamI feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.
I want to give this post a hug
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
respect it
And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night
Respect that too
