Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

shabby-chique:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

cpt-fedora:

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”

Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

polyteleology:

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

maxelectrodillon:

support asexuals

>sex repulsed asexuals

>aromantic asexuals

>asexuals who are not intimate people in general

>asexuals who wear lots of layers that cover their bodies

>asexuals with sex drives

>asexuals who masturbate

>asexuals who are “broken”

>asexuals who make and laugh at sexual jokes

>asexuals who wear “revealing” clothing

>who are romantic

>who arent sure if they will always consider themselves asexual

vangoghsdaughter:

Stop telling kids that they’re too young to know they’re queer but also stop spreading the idea that all queer people know they’re “different” from a very young age. Some people realize they’re queer when they’re five and some people don’t until they’re thirty-five and no one should have to justify their identity at any age.

upallnightogetloki:

wakemeupwhenmylifeends:

michacl:

I’m at a museum right now and I’m really bored so I was taking a selfie and this rly hot guard said “please do not take pictures of the artwork” and I apologized and explained I was only taking a selfie and he goes “I know” and winked

omg

That motha fucka smoooooooooooth

2ndhalfoflife:

notalwaysluminous:

True story: 

I was told (by a priest) that I didn’t have a choice to be gay or straight; I was gay and I had a choice to be authentic about who I am or hide it, and that God was really proud of the choice I had made.

That’s literally how it should be for everyone, because that’s how God actually feels, I think.

And this, friends, is the proper Christian response to coming out. I am so glad that you had this support.

lilmisshaps:

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

Give us free health care or we’ll start cooking meth

thranduilthegreat:

civil war starts filming in april

captainfart:

hi if you are my friend then thank you for being my friend. a lot. thank you a lot. you are all very important to me and i love you very much

hellokristenx:

chamelion-circuit:

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

Fuck.

this is still my favorite post ever

giraffepoliceforce:

Christians who don’t celebrate Halloween because of its pagan roots are not ready to know the truth about Christmas.

Is…that a thing people do???

Literally what the fuck?

forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

veggieblt:

OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.

I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.

IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.

Please for the love of god let this work

God I am so fucked.

johnmccainofficial:

i dont understand why adults always ask at the end of a break if im excited to go back to school. like what do they expect me to say? “yeah im totally excited to wake up early to go to a building full of sleep deprived and stressed out students who would love to be doing anything but be at school”? fuck out my face

i-am-the-strider:

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mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape